Dragon Quest

Man, this series sure has come far. From a Ultima knock-off to something that is certainly not Richard Garriott's work anymore.

Fire Emblem Gaiden

The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past

After learning about this game, I learned that Binding of Isaac actually copied a lot of shit from this game.

Ai Cho Aniki

This is just bizarre and sweaty.

Chrono Trigger

Kirby Super Star

This is a great example of where non-equal capabilities between the two co-op players can actually lead to an incredibly great time. It's certainly very, very far from Sonic 2.

Super Mario 64

For a game of its age, it was particularly revolutionary. Its controls don't age well though.

Mega Man X4

Terrible anime cutscenes and voice-acting, and a forgettable story.

PaRappa the Rapper

You are better watching someone else's perfect play of this game than playing this game yourself.

Mega Man Legends

Bomberman Hero

After Super Mario 64 in 1996, this game just feels like a me-too.

Bomberman World

So many good ideas, such bad execution and missed opportunities. Yup, it's a Hudson game alright.

Pokemon Red / Blue / Yellow / Green Version

The Gen 1 games have so, so many variable overrun exploits.

Pokemon Stadium

It seems like a prototype of a Pokemon game for a platform other than the handhelds, which is then cobbled together and rushed to market.

Pokemon Stadium

Oh, sure, the critters are cute - but you know what they are really meant for.

Xenosaga Episode I: Der Wille zur Macht

What a convoluted plot.

WarioWare, Inc.: Mega Microgame$!

Who knew that linking crap-loads of very short mini-games together in rapid succession could be so entertaining?

Fire Emblem

Mario Party 5

Any of the other games are better than the boards in this Mario Party. The boards are terribly unpredictable.

Katamari Damacy

Dysfunctional parenting at its silliest.

Fire Emblem: The Sacred Stones

This has the laziest story-telling in the series.

Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney

I can see why people like this game. The writing is brilliant, and so is the localization too, surprisingly.

Fire Emblem: Path of Radiance

Finally the series gets a custom-crafting mechanic in this one.

Condemned: Criminal Origins

It would have been great for its time.

Super Robot Taisen: Original Generation

This is a surprisingly good game, and hella long too. Fire Emblem without permadeath, but with mecha - whoo.

Super Robot Taisen: Original Generation 2

What a loooong but entertaining mecha space opera.

Halo 3

Fire Emblem: Radiant Dawn

This is like a step-down from the previous game. There is a lot of tacked-on story bits and the Hard mode has some lazy designs.

Uncharted: Drake's Fortune

Really, really unpolished compared to the later ones, and a remastering did not help it much either.

Advance Wars: Days of Ruin

Condemned 2: Bloodshot

Fire Emblem: Shadow Dragon

VVVVVV

Only for the stubbornly determined.

Deadly Premonition

Oh grud, this game. So much jank in its gameplay, and sometimes outrageously bonkers pacing in its narrative. No wonder some people remember this game all too well.

Pokemon HeartGold / SoulSilver Version

Valkyria Chronicles II

I still have no idea why Sega thinks that relegating this game to a handheld platform is a good idea.

RAGE

Glad I did not bother with this game. It would have bored me.

Batman: Arkham City

Rayman Origins

NeverDead

Good idea, poor execution. Yup, it's a Konami-published and Rebellion-developed game alright.

Resident Evil: Revelations

Really do not like the new characters. They either have really bad fashion sense, or are hackneyed archetypes.

Prototype 2

Token black main character and an already unlikable former protagonist turned an even more unlikable villain. What the hell.

Gravity Rush

So much potential wasted by awkward controls and uncohesive story-telling.

Dishonored

Halo 4

Karateka (2012)

This game has a peculiar way of implementing difficulty settings.

The Walking Dead: A Telltale Games Series

Deadpool

With such run-of-the-mill gameplay, it's just easier to watch somebody else play the game.

Dragon's Crown

For a game that has so much lavish and silly artwork, it resorts to a lot of palette swapping.

Rayman Legends

The Wolf Among Us

There is a smoking pig in this game. Why the hell not?

Batman: Arkham Origins

Blood of the Werewolf

Risk of Rain

The Walking Dead: Season Two - A Telltale Games Series

Mario Golf: World Tour

The Last Tinker: City of Colors

It seems pretty decent for a Unity-made game - there is jank and bad control designs though.

Watch Dogs

Good thing that Ubisoft was already on my blacklist, or this disappointing game would have been even more of a waste of time to know about.

Sniper Elite III

Nazis are over-used, but sniping specific body parts off them - or shooting at their grenades - is so amusingly silly.

Action Henk

This is a speed-runner game with surprisingly good momentum scripting, but also hideously ugly character models.

Gods Will Be Watching

What a mess of RNGs.

Risen 3: Titan Lords

Sherlock Holmes: Crimes & Punishments

One of the best investigation-oriented games which I have seen.

Styx: Master of Shadows

The Evil Within

"It's all just a dream." An awful horrible dream.

Rollers of the Realm

Great idea, less-than-great execution.

Raven's Cry

Compared to the Risen series, this is really a piece of shit.

Resident Evil: Revelations 2

Yes to Barry being relevant again.

Batman: Arkham Knight

Unbelievable and unacceptable end to the narrative of the series.

Game of Thrones: A Telltale Games Series

Severed

It's a game with surprisingly great touch controls, coupled with risk management. The story bits can seem a bit unsatisfactory though.

Batman: The Telltale Series

This Telltale line goes downhill after the promising first episode.

ReCore

Everything about this game is sub-par.

Batman: Arkham VR

This was surprisingly better than I expected. Also, this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gcDoWxd6HKc

Pokemon Sun / Moon

Great characters, except perhaps three of them.

Final Fantasy XV

So much of the story-telling is cross-media bullshit. The gameplay seems okay though, with the exception of magic, which is underwhelming.

Gravity Rush 2

Although it addresses the control isues, it retains so many problems with the first game, like scenarios with banal gameplay. It has a damn good finale though.

Fire Emblem Warriors

Did Sacred Stones' story better than Sacred Stones itself.