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#1 df853
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I don't have a Black Friday where I live.Immortal--

You're lucky. All I got from Black Friday was a headache.

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#2 df853
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tv is faster

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#3 df853
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Hell yeah I would. It'd be perfect. She'd be like all yelling at me for not sweeping the floor or calling the plumber to get the bathroom sink fixed and she'd randomly fall asleep and I could go run and go back to playing video games.

Or she'd be driving and I'd be in the car and we'd be arguing about where we're going to get our nightly fast food dinner and she'd want Taco Bell and I'd want KFC, and then she'd randomly fall asleep so I'd grab the wheel and coast us to KFC. By the time we got home she probably wouldn't remember what happened and I'd just convince her that she wanted KFC in the first place and I was doing her a favor by agreeing to it.

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#4 df853
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[QUOTE="DJ-Lafleur"]

Fine. Then I get ownership of the moon.

pengo93

Some guy owns that already... And most of the planets in the solar system.

You are mostly correct. That person is me. I own the dark side of the moon, and I also own the sun and have for some time. Her claim is false. And I don't charge for use of the sun. It's free. I also own most of mars, the red spot on Jupiter, all of Saturn except the rings, Neptune, and I used to own Uranus, but I got so tired of the jokes that I sold it to some jackass at Walmart for 50 bucks.

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#5 df853
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People who say ReeSEES instead of Reese'sflash_drive

Yeah, that... and also the following:

  1. The fact that the mini-Snickers bars are called "fun size". There is nothing fun about eating less candy. The "king size" ones should be called the "fun size". The "fun size" ones should be called "less fun size".
  2. People that wear a bluetooth earpiece all the time... as if they are the most important people in the world that they must be milliseconds away from answering a cell call at all times.
  3. When you are playing Oregon trail and you are traveling at a "snail's pace" and you're eating "extreme fatass" level of rations and yet someone in your party still gets dysentery and dies.
  4. Stores that advertise a sale on some item, but when you get to the store they either have none of it or the item is so hard to find you have to ask an employee who has to get his/her manager and it turns out the item is in the back storeroom and they have to get a ladder to get it down.
  5. People that wait in their cars 5 feet behind you when you're trying to pull out of a parking space because they want your space.
  6. People that don't actually put their shopping carts in the cart corrals so they fly across the parking lot so fast they make sonic booms just before they hit the only Audi in the parking lot.
  7. People at Walmart that wait in the "15 items or less" line when they have like 100 items.
  8. People at Walmart that don't seem to care that their kids are opening/smashing numerous products on the shelves and running around the store yelling.
  9. Employees at Walmart that have clearly checked-out mentally years ago and they are in charge of the department where you have a question.
  10. Movies that have a completely unrealistic completely unbelieveable twist in the storyline just to make sure the movie has a happy ending.
  11. When you go to KFC and order a bucket of extra crispy but they are always out of extra crispy. They're like, "Do you want original recipe?" and I'm like, "hell no I don't want original recipe. I want extra crispy. if I didn't then I wouldn't have asked for it. Man... idiots... Why do you even have it on the menu if you never have it!?"

I have lots more but I need to run to KFC to get dinner.

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#6 df853
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[QUOTE="MillenialFair99"]The phone thing might hint at Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure. But otherwise, I don't know.Pirate700

That was a phone booth though. Not a briefcase. :P

It is definitely not Bill & Ted. I saw that movie too though.
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I saw a movie about 3 or 4 years ago (synopsis below) and cannot remember the name of it anymore and cannot find it. I have tried off and on for years to figure this one out, but I just can't. I have tried all obvious methods (google, imdb, netflix). So now I figure my only hope of finding it is to ask someone who has seen it.

I rented it from Hollywood Video in 2006 or 2007. It was NOT a new release at the time. If I was to guess, I would say it was from between 1999 to 2005. It felt very much like either an Indie movie.

Synopsis:

The movie is about these 3 people, a guy, the guy's friend, and the guy's girlfriend. They somehow get their hands on a special telephone prototype that allows them to call people back-in-time by so many hours. Of course this means they can tell the person on the phone about future events so they can act accordingly and change the future. Apparently you cannot use it to call yourself back in time because it would cause a paradox and unknown results. So instead they have guy #1 (present) call guy #2 (past) and tell him stuff. The phone is so big it has to be carried in a briefcase of sorts. They use it to somehow get a bunch of money. It soon turns out that the people they took the phone from (government I think) are mad and agents are trying to kill them to get the device back because misuse of it could have dire consquences. There's lots of chasing and shooting. There is a time or two where they get in trouble they use the device to avoid the trouble subsequently. I won't tell the end in case someone wants to see this movie (assuming I can figure out what is was).

What is the name of this movie? And I realize, it isn't exactly time travel... They just modify the future by calling people in the past.

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#8 df853
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Whether the dog comes back or not, it sounds like your stepdad is a bum. If this sort of behavior follows a standard pattern with him, I'd say try the following:

  • Voice your concerns to him and explain that you are upset and why.
  • Proceed to ignore/avoid him for the rest of his life, unless he sincerely apologizes or makes it up to you.

I find that to be the most logical approach. Getting angry, yelling, retaliating, etc, never seems to help any situation.

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#9 df853
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[Last time I did a new topic with question about MTB. ]
[No one answered.... :| ]

So my question is...

Do anyone here like to ride a bike? (especially MTB?)

Matthew-first

No. Driving a car is easier. Also, I can eat KFC while I'm driving a car. That'd be way too hard on a bike.

Someone once told me that driving a car instead of biking pollutes the Earth a lot. I told them that my time was way more valuable than theirs and that I didn't have time to waste riding a bike. I then returned to my house (drove) and played video games and drank beer for 26 hours straight.

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#10 df853
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That chihuahua died with honor; Almost as much honor as the Taco Bell dog died with.