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#1 df853
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Y'know, that one ridiculous ad you see which is so stupid that it brings a smile to your face at the thought of the poor, naive souls who fall victim to it. There's the 'I got RIPPED in four weeks!', the 'You've been chosen! No joke!' or the 'i CURED my yellow teeth with this one ancient secret!'

And let's not forget all the poker ads. C'mon, play a few games, it wont hurt. We wont even charge you, the credit card is just for iD! Come ooooon. :P

My personal favorite? 'Get a job like Colin! Hey there, i'm colin, and i earn two billion dollars a minute posting links on Google. I'm so happy with my fast car, several mansions and gold-plated teeth that i want to help YOU get a job just like mine... for a nominal fee!'

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I like the last one you mentioned. I also like the ones that say you'll lose like 500 lbs in just 2 weeks by taking some pill. They always fail to tell you that each pill contains 50 grams of caffeine and lots of other untested chemicals that will probably make your arms and legs fall off (therefore losing the 500 lbs).
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#2 df853
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Go outside? I go outside like every day cause I have to drive to KFC every day to get my 50-piece bucket of dinner.

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I take apart the two halves. Then I get another one and take apart the two halves of that one. Then I take half-1 of cookie-1 and put it with half-1 of cookie-2. Then I put half-2 of cookie-1 with the half-2 of cookie-2. Then I throw both of the completed cookies in the trash and go watch tv.

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#4 df853
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Just look on the box. It tells you the age restrictions. I think they usually say "4 years & up". So, as long as you're not older than "up", you're fine.

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#5 df853
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I would take a tennis ball, an empty bottle of clothing detergent, and a string. I would cut off the top of the bottle of clothing detergent then tie the string to the handle and tie the other end of the string to the ball. Then I could play ball-in-a-cup all I wanted and if I was attacked by zombies and they caused me to miss the ball and the ball fell, it'd be ok because the ball is on a string and attached to the cup.

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#6 df853
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I would prefer they build a KFC there instead. If I ever am on vacation and I visit there I want to be sure I can get myself some snackers and a huge bucket of crispy chicken. If that doesn't work out, I can settle for a Taco Bell.

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#7 df853
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My pet rock, Rocky.michael_1234576
Yeah, I had a rock too. I don't remember what his name was. I got bored of him after a while though and just returned him to the flowerbed.
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#8 df853
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Chips, M&Ms, and a different kind of chips. So, to answer the question, yes.

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#9 df853
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I collected baseball cards back when you could get them for an actually reasonable prices (50 cents to a dollar). Then they started costing 2, 3, 4 dollars a pack and you got less per pack. Then just when I thought my cards couldn't be anymore worthless, the baseball strike hit and ensured they would be worthless indefinitely.

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#10 df853
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i would break my arm then get free food at the hospital.M0nk3yGamer1001
I was at a hospital once and saw some guy who clearly just wanted free food. He claimed to have some sort of illness... and he kept asking the nurse for a meal and she kept telling him no. So the point of my story is, you wouldn't even have to actually be hurt if you made up a good story... although the guy I mentioned above... I don't know if he actually ever got the food or not. He didn't while I was watching. i'm guessing he had tried this shenenigan previously and so the nurses were onto him.