Pick your weapon of choice!

So this is a kind of odd beginning to a story but while I was helping my dad trim trees today, I was thinking of cool weapons to use against Zombies in an invasion. I am talking more like improvised weapons, homemade weapons. Weapons that you would find in your toolshed. So guns, swords, explosives, and other specialized weapons aside. What would be your weapon of choice if you were stuck in a tool room with zombies about to pound down the door?

My weapon? A pole hedge trimmer :P

a glass bottle that never breaks 8)

I actually have battle ready swords in my house though :(...

Anything laying around works for me. Crowbar or chainsaw would be my weapon of choice, which ever is closer......

I actually have battle ready swords in my house though :(...

Xx_Hopeless_xX

I actually do have guns and a sword in my tool shed. I don't know where you live, but us Southerners are prepared for this ****.cd_rom

It starts with these:

And ends in an explosion. I'm not going to detail the steps because I don't wanna be banned.

A whole boxful of deodorant spray cans, with a lighter. I would use these as flame throwers to burn the zombies. Wait, would this method work?hydralisk86

A whole boxful of deodorant spray cans, with a lighter. I would use these as flame throwers to burn the zombies. Wait, would this method work?hydralisk86

Punching them in the face would probably be more effective.

Does using things i find in my shed to summon a powerful demon to fight the zombies for me technically count as a tool i found in my shed?

It starts with these:

And ends in an explosion. I'm not going to detail the steps because I don't wanna be banned.

br0kenrabbit

Does using things i find in my shed to summon a powerful demon to fight the zombies for me technically count as a tool i found in my shed?

mattisgod01

Oh you and your beautiful explosions.

carrot-cake

Fixed.

I actually do have guns and a sword in my tool shed. I don't know where you live, but us Southerners are prepared for this ****.cd_rom

A sword for what? Its not like if someone actually challenges you to a sword duel you will grab a sword having a firearm.

I allways carry a pair of balisong-nunchucks and somegrenades with me.

[QUOTE="cd_rom"]I actually do have guns and a sword in my tool shed. I don't know where you live, but us Southerners are prepared for this ****.CosmicZombie

A sword for what? Its not like if someone actually challenges you to a sword duel you will grab a sword having a firearm.

I allways carry a pair of balisong-nunchucks and somegrenades with me.

I allways carry a pair of balisong-nunchucks and somegrenades with me.

CosmicZombie

Anything laying around works for me. Crowbar or chainsaw would be my weapon of choice, which ever is closer......

tocool340

Are you serious about the grenades? I think nunchucks are illegal in some areas, but grenades...Hmmm I dunno if that's even legal anywhere...

hydralisk86

Not unless you're in a third world country.

But on a side note, there are no laws in the US against owning and operating a flame thrower except in California.

Baseball bat, prybar, sledgehammer, (eh, then again, it's a bit unwieldy...) pickaxe, furniture if need be, moving automobile. I'm sure there's plenty more.

[QUOTE="cd_rom"]I actually do have guns and a sword in my tool shed. I don't know where you live, but us Southerners are prepared for this ****.CosmicZombie

A sword for what? Its not like if someone actually challenges you to a sword duel you will grab a sword having a firearm.

I allways carry a pair of balisong-nunchucks and somegrenades with me.

[QUOTE="CosmicZombie"]

I allways carry a pair of balisong-nunchucks and somegrenades with me.

br0kenrabbit

That sir, is racism.

I challenge you to a nunchuck battle.

I challenge you to a nunchuck battle.

CosmicZombie

Since when does 'cosmiczombie' denote a race?

Anyway, I choose swordchucks. Once I figure out how to hold them without slicing my hands off.

[QUOTE="CosmicZombie"]

I challenge you to a nunchuck battle.

br0kenrabbit

Since when does 'cosmiczombie' denote a race?

Anyway, I choose swordchucks. Once I figure out how to hold them without slicing my hands off.

The cosmiczombie race, we are a proud yet emotionally fragile race of superbeings.

I actually have battle ready swords in my house though :(...

Xx_Hopeless_xX

Swiss Army knife. 8)

Lawn mower baby.

my weapon, an Ostrich, because they pwn.marcl18123

A whole boxful of deodorant spray cans, with a lighter. I would use these as flame throwers to burn the zombies. Wait, would this method work?hydralisk86

if you were walking through a field full of deadly snakes would you run towards then and try to hit them with a hammer? I think not.bobbetybob

i'd get a modified 1973 Oldsmobile delta 88 with with spinning blades in the front to mow down anything in my way.

Crakin' some skulls with a metal pipe or baseball bat (Although i dont own either)

An eight foot digging bar!

I would take a tennis ball, an empty bottle of clothing detergent, and a string. I would cut off the top of the bottle of clothing detergent then tie the string to the handle and tie the other end of the string to the ball. Then I could play ball-in-a-cup all I wanted and if I was attacked by zombies and they caused me to miss the ball and the ball fell, it'd be ok because the ball is on a string and attached to the cup.

Short and light chain and two kitchen knives. Iz pwnage tiem.