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#1 df853
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Mama and Papa Chipmunk got a wee bit tipsy one new years eve. At the same party, the fairy godmother and a witch doctor also got a wee bit tipsy, they exploded into a nuclear magical dust ball that fell on the getting busy mama and papa. I thought everyone knew that.

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I suppose that explains how they came to exist... assuming there is some truth to it. I am still curious as to why they continue to exist though.
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#2 df853
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On the Gamespot marketplace ads, do they have any discounts on KFC? Or do they only sell games? I've never actually bought stuff this way, so I was not really clear on this point.

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#3 df853
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I just don't get it. Why do Alvin and the Chipmunks exist? What purpose do they have? Any ideas?

Why? Just... why?

I assume they have some good aspects. Perhaps someone could enlighten me?

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#4 df853
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[QUOTE="Optical_Order"]

Poo.

Infinite and tangible.

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wouldn't piss be a little better? and a lot less smelly and difficult to get into a gas tank

You mean pee doesn't work as fuel in cars now?
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#5 df853
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Deuteronomy 8:15-17
He led you through the vast and dreadful desert, that thirsty and waterless land, with its venomous snakes and scorpions. He brought you water out of hard rock. He gave you KFC to eat in the desert, something your fathers had never known, to humble and to test you so that in the end you might open your own franchised location. You may say to yourself, "My power and the strength of my hands have produced this wealth for me through the powers of fried chicken."

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#6 df853
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Most of my collections are unintentional. For example, I will often end up with a collection of KFC buckets at the foot of my desk... or a collection of beer cans on my desk. Or sometimes I end up with a collection of old newspapers on my kitchen table. I have a collection of dust on top of my vcr since those are about as useful now as a screen door on a submarine.

Sometimes I take my various collections and combine them to make a realistic replica of a landfill. The only thing that is missing from this real-life model is some baseball cards.

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Since you haven't specified any conditions for the environment the potato is traveling through, I'm assuming it's in a vaccuum so like in space or something. If that is the case, it would probably explode because it has water in it and there would be 0 atmosphere... but ignoring that fact for a minute, the potato would have no air resistance so it could travel near the speed of light and still not bake. So you could get the potato going 99% the speed of light and then if it entered Earth's atmosphere it would definitely bake then. In fact, it'd be going so fast, it'd probably bake to the point that it turned to plasma and then flew through the Earth and disrupted the core and cause the planet to rip a hole in the space/time continuum and then it'd create a black hole and destroy the Earth.

So... to answer your question... if a potato went too fast, it would destroy the planet. Do you really want to be responsible for that? I don't think so. Don't try this at home.

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#8 df853
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Allow me to help you interpret your dream. You may not realize this, but it appears that your dream was expressing your inner desire to obtain fried chicken and eat it. Here is a breakdown...


First someone told me to go to this house. I can't remember who but I know I knew them. Then I was in the living room of the house where a hew ppl were talking in dim light. Then I talked to this dog and a small dog who said "follow them"down a hole through the floor of the house. I remember that there was a goal to all of this.
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The "house" you speak of was actually a restaraunt. You probably noticed it was a white and red building and on the side of the building you probably saw the letters K, F, and then followed by a C. The person that told you to go to this house, you thought you knew them because you saw there face all over the place in the past. This was the face of the colonel. You can't remember who it was because you do not actually "know" the colonel in real life. As for the small dog that went down a hole in the floor of the house. This was actually just one of the giant rats that sometimes inhabit the restaraunt living off extra crispy crumbs and bits of fallen chicken. You remember there was a goal to this? Of course you did... it was to get some chicken.


Then I was upstairs looking under this door to a room. I saw small glowing object on the ground in the room. I remember knowing that they were important like in an adventure game. Actually the adventure game part was my thought. Then a coat rack or something on the other side of the door moved and I tripped it up and made it fall. Eventhough there was a big chester drawer in the way of the door, I then crawled underneath the broken part of the door where there were a bunch of ppl saying like "Congrajulations" and what not.
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The "door" you were looking under was the door to the employee bathroom, and the glowing object on the ground was a leg of fried chicken that one of the employees had dropped. Yes, it is important. Chicken is always important. The coat rack you thought you knocked over was in fact a rack of employee uniforms. The part where you said you crawled under the door and ppl were yelling "congrajulations", it was actually a girl in the restroom that was angry that you snuck in there while it was occupied and she was congratulating you on your innappropriate feat of deviance.

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#9 df853
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When they have been used so much they disintegrate. Like... when you lay down in bed and you can see the mattress because the sheets no longer exist in some locations, then it is time to consider getting new ones. To stretch the life of sheets in this condition, you can lay newspaper in the areas where no sheet fabric exists. If you normally have a mate in the bed with you, and they don't like the crinkling noise the newspapers make, you can easily have them sleep somewhere else such as a couch, futon, or the floor.

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#10 df853
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Not by choice. I prefer not to die shopping.