what is your favorite quote?

what are some quotes that stick out in your mind. my favorite is...

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

So warm....

Are you dense, i'm the godamn batman

"Three things tell a man: his eyes, his friends and his favorite quotes."

"So, I herd u liek Mudkipz"

Deuteronomy 8:15-17
He led you through the vast and dreadful desert, that thirsty and waterless land, with its venomous snakes and scorpions. He brought you water out of hard rock. He gave you KFC to eat in the desert, something your fathers had never known, to humble and to test you so that in the end you might open your own franchised location. You may say to yourself, "My power and the strength of my hands have produced this wealth for me through the powers of fried chicken."

"If you're going through hell, keep going." ~ Winston Churchill

"Do or do not. There is no try"- Yoda.

"Yippee ki-yay, mother******"- John McClane

"True, one may catch more flies with honey than vinegar, but you can catch even more with bull****" - pengo93

Your face, my ass, what's the difference?- Duke Nukem

"In this bright future, we can't forget out past, so dry your tears I say." -Bob Marley (No Woman, No Cry)

"Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?" -George Carlin

"Dealing with backstabbers, there was one thing I learned. They're only powerful when you got your back turned." -Eminem

(In the press conference after infamously kung-fu kicking a Crystal Palace fan)"When seagulls follow a trawler, it is because they expect fish to be thrown into the sea." -Eric Cantona. That was all he said.

And just about anything Yogi Berra says.

It's "your face, your ass", but "your face, my ass" seems more appropriate.

"The cake is a pie"
- Jesus Christ

If you didn't just read it, you might have thought of this yourself

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