If I've got a single, I'll give it to somebody, along with any loose change in my pocket.

Here's why:

You people who won't give a guy a buck because you think he'll spend it on drugs and alcohol are being disgustingly arrogant. I'm sure many of us on this site are fairly well-to-do and won't be bothered by the lack of a dollar or two. To withhold such money because it's not being spent on what WE want it to be spent on is being unfairly judgemental. Playing god by dictating who to give money to and what sort of person deserves money is hypocritical. Do you think homeless people live on booze and crack? I live near Georgetown in D.C. which has several homeless people, some of whom I've gotten to know personally. To condemn the homeless for their situation and refuse to help somebody get a sandwich or something because you don't want them to spend it on alcohol demonstrates, to me, a fundamental misunderstanding of the problem of homelessness. Yes, many homeless people are in their situation because of a bad choice they made. But so often, they're predisposed to these choices because of the environment they lived in -- through no true fault of their own. Ultimately, what it comes down to is that you don't need that change in your pocket. But the homeless guy you try not to look at DOES. So next time, in an acknowledgement that you can't glean somebody's essence and personality in a brief glance, give the guy a dollar.

What is this strange thing you call homework?

And I was impressed by your lack of punctuation. Epic. 

People that say you'll understand the story are lying.

I was new to the series and MGS4, while moderately fun to play, had a pile of crap for a plot. I read the Wikipedia plot summaries and watched GameTrailers' plot summary for the series as well, and still got nothing meaninful out of MGS4's story. I've yet to talk to somebody who was entirely new to the series and hear them say, "Yeah, I thought the story was great".

Also, this might help a bit.

New review - Unreal Tournament

It's in Google Docs (EDIT not anymore), flash, put your thumbs away for now. ;)

Because Gamespot's being glitchy and nasty to me...oh why doi you have to be that way, Gamespot, WHY?! GAHHHHHHHHH

 

EDIT: Okay, so my dog just started barking, and then I realized that there were voices - some dudes pulled into our driveway for some reason or another. I have no idea why.

I came back to Gamespot and put my review in. It worked. The above link will take you there.

Aberinkulas

ZOMG Divine intervention! God does exist! 

And yeah, I guess you already know what I think of the three reviews at hand...