I'm Going To Get My Ass Kicked. *8-18-09: Mods, Can I Get A Lock On This?*

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#401 danwallacefan
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why do I think that it was that girl you were talking to and not Cole?

but w/e. yeah, you're gonna get your ass kicked by a druggie.

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#402 Shhadow_Viper
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[QUOTE="Shhadow_Viper"]

Personally, a kick to the jewels would just send me into rage frenzy mode, I don't know how good of an idea that is.

Serraph105
but you most likely couldn't do anything about it for a few minutes afterwords and after a few more kicks you will be down for a while.

If I was looking at and talking to someone I highly doubt they could get a clean enough kick in, that's a high risk move. Close legs, put hand down, or just rotate hips and block away, I learned that years and years ago.
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#403 Razor-Lazor
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Personally, a kick to the jewels would just send me into rage frenzy mode, I don't know how good of an idea that is.

Shhadow_Viper
That's what I've been thinking.
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#404 megahaloman64
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Here's my idea, place an anyonmous phone call to the police department, tell them that this person you know "cole" has posetion of illegal drugs, he gets jailed, and you dont have to worry about getting your ass kicked. And trust me, they'll beilive you if you give his last name and juvinle hall was on his record before.

megahaloman64

you should really try this

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#405 modernsapien
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[QUOTE="pvtdonut54"]

Get a vengeful God on your side.

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Lets give him a death note

+1 for epicness

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#406 Shhadow_Viper
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[QUOTE="Shhadow_Viper"]

Personally, a kick to the jewels would just send me into rage frenzy mode, I don't know how good of an idea that is.

Razor-Lazor
That's what I've been thinking.

It better be "THE PERFECT KICK", and even then the chances of debilitating him are just not very high.
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#407 talonkarrde07
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This guy is all you need.

No really, just try and stop saying stupid things like that and...beef up :P

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#408 Razor-Lazor
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[QUOTE="Shhadow_Viper"][QUOTE="Razor-Lazor"][QUOTE="Shhadow_Viper"]

Personally, a kick to the jewels would just send me into rage frenzy mode, I don't know how good of an idea that is.

That's what I've been thinking.

It better be "THE PERFECT KICK", and even then the chances of debilitating him are just not very high.

Yeah, I would have to do it at the right time, not just randomly right away.
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#409 Shhadow_Viper
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[QUOTE="megahaloman64"]

Here's my idea, place an anyonmous phone call to the police department, tell them that this person you know "cole" has posetion of illegal drugs, he gets jailed, and you dont have to worry about getting your ass kicked. And trust me, they'll beilive you if you give his last name and juvinle hall was on his record before.

megahaloman64

you should really try this

I don't thik possession tips are sufficient for a bust. Maybe if he was distributing the drugs.
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#411 Deadly_Fatalis
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[QUOTE="megahaloman64"]

Here's my idea, place an anyonmous phone call to the police department, tell them that this person you know "cole" has posetion of illegal drugs, he gets jailed, and you dont have to worry about getting your ass kicked. And trust me, they'll beilive you if you give his last name and juvinle hall was on his record before.

megahaloman64

you should really try this

I third this as long as you have proof.
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#412 Kikouken
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[QUOTE="Hemmaroids"]The guys a joke [Cole talkin about]. One thing that you do have over him is his drug abuse problem. Nothing like getting into someone mentally and torturing it about them. No matter what bad of a beating the weaker [this case Cole is the weaker] person does, he is still weak. Picking on someone and fighting them like that. Remember, ask him if he took his drugs before the fight. Afterword (or when you see him after) tell him that the painkillers you took afterword were nice. And that you could take them with your parents trust, something Cole appearently lacks. Tell him how you enjoy being so free to do whatever you want. Tell him that. It sounds like you will take quite a beating, just remember to kick on his weak legs, run really fast and be slick. Don't forget to block his punches. Anyway, physical confritations are tiny........ you got to get psychological with the mofo.

I like the way you think. +1
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#413 PimpiNbananas
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[QUOTE="zero9167"][QUOTE="TecmoGirl"]

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lol! He better pray for that miracle.

I must say--it's moments like this that make me feel good about being a chica. Guys don't hit you unless you hit them(sometimes takes a few hits at that) and for every guy that will there are five guys willing to kick his ass for you. Im sure the TC wishes he had that going for him right about now.

Oh Chris Brown (AKA Wifey Mcbeaty, Chris Slapaho) Begs to Differ

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#415 modernsapien
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[QUOTE="Serraph105"][QUOTE="Shhadow_Viper"]

Personally, a kick to the jewels would just send me into rage frenzy mode, I don't know how good of an idea that is.

Shhadow_Viper

but you most likely couldn't do anything about it for a few minutes afterwords and after a few more kicks you will be down for a while.

If I was looking at and talking to someone I highly doubt they could get a clean enough kick in, that's a high risk move. Close legs, put hand down, or just rotate hips and block away, I learned that years and years ago.

Bully's don't expect others to fight back, there is an element of surprise in this tactic. Also Being that Cole is much larger then our young friend he will underestamate him and not expect him to do much of anything. Thats why you have to do it all in one single fluid motion.

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#416 modernsapien
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[QUOTE="Shhadow_Viper"][QUOTE="Razor-Lazor"] That's what I've been thinking.Razor-Lazor
It better be "THE PERFECT KICK", and even then the chances of debilitating him are just not very high.

Yeah, I would have to do it at the right time, not just randomly right away.

An easier strick is to kick him on the side of one of his knees, hard. That way your coming from the side and have 2 targets to choose from. Warning about this though, you have a high chance of seriously injuring him if you do this. Its your choice if you want to take it this far or not.

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#417 Shhadow_Viper
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[QUOTE="Shhadow_Viper"][QUOTE="Serraph105"] but you most likely couldn't do anything about it for a few minutes afterwords and after a few more kicks you will be down for a while.modernsapien

If I was looking at and talking to someone I highly doubt they could get a clean enough kick in, that's a high risk move. Close legs, put hand down, or just rotate hips and block away, I learned that years and years ago.

Bully's don't expect others to fight back, there is an element of surprise in this tactic. Also Being that Cole is much larger then our young friend he will underestamate him and not expect him to do much of anything. Thats why you have to do it all in one single fluid motion.

I think that a bully not expecting a fight is a false cliche, when you bully people and fight all the time, you are always in that mindset, ready to go expecting anyone to try a shot, always looking over your shoulder etc.. I just doubt it would be the best tactic, don't start something you are not prepared to finish.
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#418 megahaloman64
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[QUOTE="megahaloman64"]

[QUOTE="megahaloman64"]

Here's my idea, place an anyonmous phone call to the police department, tell them that this person you know "cole" has posetion of illegal drugs, he gets jailed, and you dont have to worry about getting your ass kicked. And trust me, they'll beilive you if you give his last name and juvinle hall was on his record before.

Shhadow_Viper

you should really try this

I don't thik possession tips are sufficient for a bust. Maybe if he was distributing the drugs.

if someone has possetion of herion in their house, they do get arrested.

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COLETRAIN!
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#420 modernsapien
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I think that a bully not expecting a fight is a false cliche, when you bully people and fight all the time, you are always in that mindset, ready to go expecting anyone to try a shot, always looking over your shoulder etc.. I just doubt it would be the best tactic, don't start something you are not prepared to finish.

Agreed. Although its common a bully won't expect its not a promise. Of course I expect that if he is going to start this, he is prepared to finish it. Always have a back up plan if the first doesn't work. If you go to kick him and you miss you have about one second to do something else. I think from the stance that he would be, the best bet is a hard hit to one of the ears ( which I think was already suggested. ) Another idea as a back up plan is to aim for the Adam's Apple.

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#421 Shhadow_Viper
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[QUOTE="Shhadow_Viper"][QUOTE="megahaloman64"]

you should really try this

megahaloman64

I don't thik possession tips are sufficient for a bust. Maybe if he was distributing the drugs.

if someone has possetion of herion in their house, they do get arrested.

Oh he does heroin? I think you are right then.
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#422 Razor-Lazor
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[QUOTE="Shhadow_Viper"][QUOTE="megahaloman64"]

I don't thik possession tips are sufficient for a bust. Maybe if he was distributing the drugs.Shhadow_Viper

if someone has possetion of herion in their house, they do get arrested.

Oh he does heroin? I think you are right then.

No one ever said he does heroin, not even me. I don't know what he does, all I know is, he does drugs.
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#423 PimpiNbananas
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[QUOTE="Shhadow_Viper"][QUOTE="megahaloman64"]

if someone has possetion of herion in their house, they do get arrested.

Razor-Lazor

Oh he does heroin? I think you are right then.

No one ever said he does heroin, not even me. I don't know what he does, all I know is, he does drugs.

at his age its more then likely just weed

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#424 rcignoni
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Sounds like something my friend would do. If you can take him, by all means do so. If not, wait it out.
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#425 megahaloman64
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[QUOTE="megahaloman64"]

[QUOTE="Shhadow_Viper"]I don't thik possession tips are sufficient for a bust. Maybe if he was distributing the drugs.Shhadow_Viper

if someone has possetion of herion in their house, they do get arrested.

Oh he does heroin? I think you are right then.

it was an example

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#426 Razor-Lazor
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Sounds like something my friend would do. If you can take him, by all means do so. If not, wait it out.rcignoni
Summer only lasts so long. And we go to the same school.
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#427 aequitas31
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just invite him over to your house and remember that there is nothing more intimidating than the sound of someone pumping a shotgun,

but on a serious note, have him hit you in school, a teacher will break it up and you can press charges

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#428 zeorshadow19
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Pepper Spary...?

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#429 gaming4us
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[QUOTE="rcignoni"]Sounds like something my friend would do. If you can take him, by all means do so. If not, wait it out.Razor-Lazor
Summer only lasts so long. And we go to the same school.

I've heard crackheads are forgetful.
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#430 flazzle
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[QUOTE="megahaloman64"]

Here's my idea, place an anyonmous phone call to the police department, tell them that this person you know "cole" has posetion of illegal drugs, he gets jailed, and you dont have to worry about getting your ass kicked. And trust me, they'll beilive you if you give his last name and juvinle hall was on his record before.

megahaloman64

you should really try this

I like this idea too

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#431 knucks91
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"Cant stop the Cole Train Baby!"

-Augustus "Cole Train" Cole-

I had to do it.:P Anyways, TC if I was in situation right now. I'd just tell your parents the situation. No matter how much of wuss move move you think it is, it's one your your best bets.

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#432 TheMadGamer
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Touch his shoulder?

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#433 kingcobrasoccer
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Worst Case Scenario fight dirty as hell only way out of it in fights there is no clean fighting get a crow bar that should do it but if you can just avoid the guy it sounds like you got a lot more to loose than him and by the way don't trust girls like that most of them are backstabbing ...
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#434 BumFluff122
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I say you should just get it over with so you can end this thread.

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#435 hydralisk86
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Call the police.
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move to antarctica
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#437 the-wayward
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Kick him in the nads

kingkui

with a hammur ....

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Drink a ****-ton of caffeine drinks and turn up shirtless, with a Samurai sword, screaming about the day of reckoning. No one wants to fight a crazy person.
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If he touches you, he'll answer to me. Bring him to my playground, Gamespot, then we'll talk..
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If he touches you, he'll answer to me. Bring him to my playground, Gamespot, then we'll talk..biggest_loser
You have my sword.
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#441 WhiteSnake5000
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Haha, you're going to get your ass kicked! :lol:

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I was never bullied... but I hate bullies ... what a scrub man.
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#443 anihimrox222
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[QUOTE="megahaloman64"]

[QUOTE="megahaloman64"]

Here's my idea, place an anyonmous phone call to the police department, tell them that this person you know "cole" has posetion of illegal drugs, he gets jailed, and you dont have to worry about getting your ass kicked. And trust me, they'll beilive you if you give his last name and juvinle hall was on his record before.

flazzle

you should really try this

I like this idea too

yea me too
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#444 alexnollent
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all i can give you is fighting tips.

If youve got a good punch, put one in his nose, but becuse you are small, you will probably have to hit him in the stomach and if things get really bad, you will have to take the cowards way out and smack him in the balls.

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#445 WestSideAzn
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As a kid growing up in the 90's, the show called "Hey Arnold" on Nickelodeon told it best.

Watch this clip starting at 6:50 and then you will see.

This episode isn't the full correct nice version shown on TV, but for sake of time and in the interest of keeping your life in tact, just watch it and grasp the concept.

If I can find the originally aired version, I'll repost.

Click below:

Watch starting at 6:50

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#446 StaRzeG
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did you die?
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#447 havoc_h94
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your dead hehehe:twisted:

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#448 TheSoundSystem
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Call me.

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#449 nish2280
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Just take it. But dont be wuss and start crying just take it AND DONT FIGHT BACK, if u do u will look week where as not fighting back will make u look like u got balls and u are a man and u poeple might respect you.

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#450 Gamerz1569
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Tell an adult, once an adult is involved then Cole would be smart enough to back out.

If you do get into a fight I have one piece of advide for you:

KICK HIM IN THE BALLS thats right when you see him approaching you KICK HIM IN THE BALLS. I fight to win regardless of how I do it. Don't give him the chance to start pushing you around. Again when faced with overwhelming odds it doesn't matter how you win, just win. By kicking him in the balls.