I'm Going To Get My Ass Kicked. *8-18-09: Mods, Can I Get A Lock On This?*

Learn how to dodge fast and kick him the family jewels

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WestSideAzn

As a kid growing up in the 90's, the show called "Hey Arnold" on Nickelodeon told it best.

Watch this clip starting at 6:50 and then you will see.

This episode isn't the full correct nice version shown on TV, but for sake of time and in the interest of keeping your life in tact, just watch it and grasp the concept.

If I can find the originally aired version, I'll repost.

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WestSideAzn

I'm gonna be honest: that was the best episode of Hey Arnold! ever.

Did it get kicked yet? :x

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WestSideAzn

Lol you know when a threads been taken over when the TC hasnt been on for hours and people are still offering him advice :P

Stash drugs in his locker and frame him.JigglyWiggly_

all i can give you is fighting tips.

If youve got a good punch, put one in his nose, but becuse you are small, you will probably have to hit him in the stomach and if things get really bad, you will have to take the cowards way out and smack him in the balls.

alexnollent

No, I'm not dead. Yet.Razor-Lazor

[QUOTE="Razor-Lazor"]No, I'm not dead. Yet.hip-hop-cola2

I would have called the police. If he's doing drugs, he should be in jail anyway.

[QUOTE="hip-hop-cola2"][QUOTE="Razor-Lazor"]No, I'm not dead. Yet.Razor-Lazor

I found a high school senior who's going to kick Cole's ass now. If Cole actually does do it, he said he's going beat the living hell out of him.Razor-Lazor

Lol awesome

I found a high school senior who's going to kick Cole's ass now. If Cole actually does do it, he said he's going beat the living hell out of him.Razor-Lazor

:( ....Well that's dissapointing.

I found a high school senior who's going to kick Cole's ass now. If Cole actually does do it, he said he's going beat the living hell out of him.Razor-Lazor

Cool you found some back-up.

Do you have to give him your lunch money too?:lol:

But there's still the fact that Cole can still find me and beat me even harder now that I foudn that other guy. So I'm getting prepared. I'm ordering a ****load of MMA training equipment, and when Cole comes, I'm going to be ready.Razor-Lazor

Did you tell your parents about the whole situation? Otherwise, they won't understand why you are buying that equipment.

If you already told them, then ignore my post.

[QUOTE="Razor-Lazor"]But there's still the fact that Cole can still find me and beat me even harder now that I foudn that other guy. So I'm getting prepared. I'm ordering a ****load of MMA training equipment, and when Cole comes, I'm going to be ready.ghoklebutter

Did you tell your parents about the whole situation? Otherwise, they won't understand why you are buying that equipment.

If you already told them, then ignore my post.

buy all the mma gear you want he will still kick your assDiego_921

All he needs to do is to overwhelm him with a barage of punches and kicks.

Well, you probably should report this to the police or to school officials. Maybe you should try switching schools to get away from Cole. And if you must go to school, you should probably wear a helmet of some sort and maybe wear a thick jacket to reduce the impact of his strikes. Maybe you should bring a rock or a hard book to hit him with should worse come to worst.

But there's still the fact that Cole can still find me and beat me even harder now that I foudn that other guy. So I'm getting prepared. I'm ordering a ****load of MMA training equipment, and when Cole comes, I'm going to be ready.Razor-Lazor

My previous posts may have indicated some violent strategies. You must use violence only as a last resort and try to end this strife through peaceful means. I would try talking to Cole (not in person though, through some medium such as telephone or internet or through another person). Next time around be more careful. Boy that facebook crap seems to cause a lot of problem.

My previous posts may have indicated some violent strategies. You must use violence only as a last resort and try to end this strife through peaceful means. I would try talking to Cole (not in person though, through some medium such as telephone or internet or through another person). Next time around be more careful. Boy that facebook crap seems to cause a lot of problem.

whipassmt

Are you going to practice MMA? Like, what exactly does that gear consist of?

Where are you going to train?

Fight back and fight dirty. Don't be afraid to kick the guy in the balls. He is so much bigger than you that you have no reason to fight cleanly because that wouldn't actually be a fair fight.

Dude, all i can tell you, the most important thing on the street is the element of surprise, just when you see the problem is coming just jump and hit his nose with your forehead with all the strenght you have- it will break jis nose in a moment, and all the blood will run in his head, he wont be able to defend himself anymore, if you just continiue to throw punches.

Alright, so problem solved. I texted him asking if he was still pissed and he said he didn't really care anymore, but he still wanted to know why I asked her. I explained to him that it was just a joke that I took too far, and I didn't mean any disrespect. Now, I'm fairly certain that we're cool. Now I can officially claim this topic is finally over. Lock, please?Razor-Lazor

Kicking someone's ass is a lot of work, and even a small person can fight dirty. He's probably just too lazy to go through with it.

I'm disappointed in you though that you licked his balls like that by telling him you didn't mean any disrespect.

Alright, so problem solved. I texted him asking if he was still pissed and he said he didn't really care anymore, but he still wanted to know why I asked her. I explained to him that it was just a joke that I took too far, and I didn't mean any disrespect. Now, I'm fairly certain that we're cool. Now I can officially claim this topic is finally over. Lock, please?Razor-Lazor

[QUOTE="Razor-Lazor"]Alright, so problem solved. I texted him asking if he was still pissed and he said he didn't really care anymore, but he still wanted to know why I asked her. I explained to him that it was just a joke that I took too far, and I didn't mean any disrespect. Now, I'm fairly certain that we're cool. Now I can officially claim this topic is finally over. Lock, please?ryrulez

[QUOTE="Razor-Lazor"]Alright, so problem solved. I texted him asking if he was still pissed and he said he didn't really care anymore, but he still wanted to know why I asked her. I explained to him that it was just a joke that I took too far, and I didn't mean any disrespect. Now, I'm fairly certain that we're cool. Now I can officially claim this topic is finally over. Lock, please?AFraud

Kicking someone's ass is a lot of work, and even a small person can fight dirty. He's probably just too lazy to go through with it.

I'm disappointed in you though that you licked his balls like that by telling him you didn't mean any disrespect.

[QUOTE="ryrulez"][QUOTE="Razor-Lazor"]Alright, so problem solved. I texted him asking if he was still pissed and he said he didn't really care anymore, but he still wanted to know why I asked her. I explained to him that it was just a joke that I took too far, and I didn't mean any disrespect. Now, I'm fairly certain that we're cool. Now I can officially claim this topic is finally over. Lock, please?th3warr1or

Happy?

Alright, so problem solved. I texted him asking if he was still pissed and he said he didn't really care anymore, but he still wanted to know why I asked her. I explained to him that it was just a joke that I took too far, and I didn't mean any disrespect. Now, I'm fairly certain that we're cool. Now I can officially claim this topic is finally over. Lock, please?Razor-Lazor

You should have done something instead of playing clean. =/

My life is so boring that I would want something like that to happen...

Alright, so problem solved. I texted him asking if he was still pissed and he said he didn't really care anymore, but he still wanted to know why I asked her. I explained to him that it was just a joke that I took too far, and I didn't mean any disrespect. Now, I'm fairly certain that we're cool. Now I can officially claim this topic is finally over. Lock, please?Razor-Lazor

Make sure it isn't a trick though. He could be bluffing and when you least expect it he comes out of nowhere and kicks your @$$. Watch your back and stay away from him.