Its sad that PC fanboys have the stupid superiority complex that they do. I doesnt matter what system you play the game on, what matters is that the game is fun and that you have a great experience with it.

Oh grow some balls, pansy.

@drummerdave9099:

Do you fools not realize this is a satire piece, meant to be funny? I guess none of you read the rest of the story...

It's a satire about American Black Friday shopping, full of other stories too...you guys need to learn to read!

“We had six people trampled to death at the Best buy, four at the Bed Bath Beyond, and two fatal stabbings at Wal-Mart,” said Police Director James Loftus in Miami, Florida.

Inside a local Target, the crazed shoppers had lost what was rest of their minds. “We came outside and the Quiznos was burnt to the ground by angry shoppers. I think the Target had ran out of some kind of toaster,” said a shopper who wished not to be named because she was suppose to be bailing out her boyfriend who had punched another shopper over a set of soup ladles.

A witness says an old lady beat a kid with her purse in order to get the last toothbrush holder. “I don’t even have real teeth anymore and have no need for such an item but it was over 35% off. I might be old but I’m not dumb, of course I will take advantage of that deal,” says 88 year old Margaret Robinson.

According to Wal-Mart, America’s largest retailer, the company admits that over 5,000 shoppers will be killed at their stores this Holiday season. “We include people killed from Thanksgiving to Christmas, so it’s not like they are all dying in one day. Besides, more kids will die making this junk than they do buying it, we see that as a positive,” Wal-Mart Spokesman Charlie Hass told the Herald.

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Xbox costs more = more profit.

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Yup, because europeans are sooooo good at geography LOL