Ah, no such luck :(
Although the blue screen stayed around long enough for me to see this: "Page fault in non-paged area". I'll search around and see what that turns up.
Nagru's forum posts
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[QUOTE="slipknot0129"]That guy is a ****ing nut. And this is coming from the guy who's occasionally gotten bored and drunk and lonely, and then intentionally made tarantulas and scorpions bite/sting him in order to see whatr happens. That's bad enough, but this guys is INSANE. Scorpions I can deal with. Tarantulas I can deal with. But you do NOT **** around with giant-ass centipedes. Seriously, those things WILL completely **** you up. 1) While there's only been one well-documented case of anyone ever being killed by a giant centipede (and this was a 7 year old girl), giant centipede venom has been characterized as some of the most painful venom in the entire animal kingdom. It won't KILL you, but grown men have been reported to dip their limbs in boiling water in order to relieve the pain from giant centipede bites. This **** ain't nothing to **** around with. 2) Tarantulas are easy. They bite your ass once, then run away. Scorpions will sting your ass once, then run away. Not so with centipedes. You do NOT **** around with giant centipedes. See that picture of the giant centipede? Do you see the 40-something legs that that thing has? Well, centipedes have this thing that they do to predators. They'll wrap themselves around the predator, hold tight wight every single leg (this is a surprisingling strong grip, even for a centipede only a couple of inches long), then they **** hold onto you so that they can chew on you while injecting poisonous and painful venom. Consider that for a minute. a rattlesnake will bite you really quickly, then run the **** away. Meanwhile, centipedes are willing to cling onto you and CHEW on you, just to inject that much more excruciatingly painful venom into you. The venom won't kill you. And by chewing on you, the centipede is pretty much guaranteeing that you kill it. Doesn't matter. That centipede is willing to go that extra effort to hurt the HELL out of you, even if that results in its own death. Centipedes, fine. Scorpions, fine. Play with those things to your heart's content. But you do NOT **** around with giant-ass centipedes. Seriously. And I'm not even remotely joking here. Scorpions and spiders are relatively predicatable. Centipedes, on the other hand, are very unpredictable, incredibly strong, and WILL totally **** you up if you don't give them the proper respect. Those things are scary as hell. [/spoiler] [spoiler]MrGeezer
[QUOTE="worthyofnote"] I'd more than likely shake it off and kill it. MrGeezerEasier said than done. Did I mention the 40-something arms, and how strong this animal's grip is when it doesn't want to move? Best bet (as far as I can see is to wait till it starts walking). This is critical, because that's the critical moment when every single leg is is dedicated to forwards locomotion (rather than holding onto your arm). That's your one chance to grab this ****er and fling it across the room as hard as you can. Wait until every single leg is moving, then grab and throw it. And you'd better grab and throw it as fst as is humanly possible. Otherwise, you risk getting bitten. As I said, spiders and scorpions are predictable as hell. With them, all you have to do is not ****ing move. And chances are that the spider/scorpion won't bite/sting you. After all, if you aren't moving, then the spider/scorpion won't think that you're a big-ass animal. The spider/scorpion will just think that you're a wall and/or a floor. And when was the last time you saw a spider or a scorpion bite/sting a stationary wall/floor? They don't do that ****. As long as you don't ****ing move, you're pretty safe from spiders and scorpions. Centipedes are another matter. Centipedes absolutely WILL run along a floor, hit a wall, and then bite the hell out of a wall. Remaining motionless will NOT save your ass from centipedes. If a centipede encounters an obstacle, it will bit the hell out of that obstacle. If that obstacle doesn't react to the bite, then it's a wall, and the centipede climbs up that wall. By contrast, if the centipede bites an obstacle and that obscale DOES react, that just gets the centipede to REALLY bite the hell out of that obstacle (which in this case is "your arm"). Spiders don't bite walls, scorpions don't sting floors, and bears don't arbitrarily try to murder the ground. Centipedes, on the other hand, actually WILL bite and envenomate walls and floors for no apparent ****ing reason. And if that wall/floor happens to be your ARM, then God help you. [/spoiler] :| I now have a deep fear of centipedes...
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