yes, i actually have wasted time of my life thinking about this... why? i don't know. i just thought that a good commercial about those games wouldn't make them look like "good games", people would just go like "what the hell?" so it's better to make commercials from the POV of a person who don't like them. nothing new in the world of commercials, and i actually know somebody who did something in that line with a couple of commercials here in sweden, that is, from the POV of a conservative, little man, and that was like 10 years ago... so, anyways these commercials would also be like "anti-commercials", and i think that's what works best for these so called "brain games"...
btw, i hate that the cartridges are so darn small, ive had 2 games for... what?... 2 weeks? less than 2 weeks, and already im missing one game... why did they make them so small? whyyyyyyy? damn u nintendo! damn u! they should have shipped a case with the nintendo ds where u could put cartridges in small pockets on the case, there must be such a case in existense! and it should have come with the system when u bought it!
commercial 1.
Husband is in videogame store together with his son. The son walks away. Husband looks at a father and his son.
Son
Daddy can we buy brain academy? Jimmy has it, he's really good at math, you know...
Daddy
Of course we can son
Husband (thinking)
Jesus Freaking flanders familj. Games are entertainment, they might improve your spatial awarness, your reflexes, that's it, that's enough. A game about solving math problems? How geeky isn't that?
Husband walks over to the father.
Husband
How much does that cost?
Daddy
I don't know, i think it's about 19 dollars, im not sure...
Husband (thinking)
19 dollars to waste. Suckers!
Commercial 2.
Husband holding the case for brain age in one hand, and big brain academy in the other
Husband (thinking)
This game makes your brain younger? Travelling back in time now are we? Ohh, magic. This game makes your brain heavier? Treat your brain as a muscle? Do erxercises. Like as if doing push-ups weren't enough? We didn't have enough to worry about the developer of these games thought, apparently. "i have a strong brain" (somewhat arnold imitation) now why doesn't that sound good?
Commercial 3.
Husband is imagining two scenarios.
Scenario 1.
Husband is accepting some kind of honorable award or something by -- what looks like -- esteemed, honorable old professors. He shows gratitude.
Husband (thinking)
I did not just think that...
Scenario 2.
Husband is sitting around a table or whatever together with woman and men in the same age. He is saying something to the others, and the woman look at him impressed.
Husband (thinking)
Now that's a thought...
This commercial wouldn't work that well of course if this guy should be a husband, so maybe we'd make him a singel father instead...
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