I'm Going To Get My Ass Kicked. *8-18-09: Mods, Can I Get A Lock On This?*

If he beats you up, charge him with assault.

3. If the person has you in a headlock, punch the person in the groin with great force.

ghoklebutter

you could do that, or reach up and fish-hook his cheek in his mouth. OW THAT HURTS!

remember, where his head goes, his body will go.

There was comedian that would suggest you 'go crazy'. You could foam at the mouth, rub feces on your body beforehand, and just be a nut. Even ask for spare change.

Dip your hands in gasoline too. If you touch his eyes...ow!

stay out of his way and don't say anything to him if he talks to you, just get away from him and eventually he will find some weaker runt to squash

I'm not going to tell you my age, but 10 years ago when I was 15 some punk tried to beat me up, and do you know what I done. Well I will tell you.

I punched him in DA BALLS

solidfish30

[QUOTE="Razor-Lazor"]

I don't usually make topics with personal problems in OT, but I'm running out of people to go to, and I figured I'd come here.

I'm in seventh grade, and I'm thirteen. There's this guy named Cole, and he's in eighth grade, but he should be in tenth grade. He abuses drugs, and is 6'3. I'm about 5'3. He beats up lots of people, just because no one can stop him from doing it. He's been to juvenile prison before.

Anyways, I was talking to his girlfriend from another town on Facebook. We were joking around, and we started talking about his drug abuse. I came up with this sort of funny, joke advice to her about stripping until he gets rid of all the drugs. She laughed, and we kept talking about it. Then I said something like, "And when it's all done, send me pics lol jk." She thought I was serious for a second, and I told her I was joking, and she laughed and we talked a little more until she logged off.

So yesterday, I got a text from a number I didn't know that said I was going to get my ass kicked. I asked who it was and it was Cole. He thought I was serious about her sending me a picture, and I tried to tell him it was a joke but he didn't listen. He said next time he sees me, I'm ****ed. :|

Now, I'm scared. People are telling me I'm going to die. I can't tell my parents, because of the fact we were talking about sexual stuff like that and if I tried to explain this to them they would think I was serious about the picture. I could call my 30 year old cousin and tell him to fight for me, but then Cole would just get more pissed at me. I could call the cops and report a threat, but I don't know if this counts as a threat, and once again, Cole would just get more pissed.

So OT, what should I do?

Your 13..shouldn't have been telling another dudes Gf to strip even if you were joking...1st problem...2nd Hope he doesn't bring a weapon and 3rd...why don't you call up some friends to back you up..ever hear of the saying "Strength in numbers"..?

Also, another thing you could do is to grasp the (male) attacker's genitals like crushing a bunch of grapes.

I feel weak whenever I say that. :cry:

Also, another thing you could do is to grasp the (male) attacker's genitals like crushing a bunch of grapes.

I feel weak whenever I say that. :cry:

ghoklebutter

that will only make him more mad and people wouldn't respect him at all

[QUOTE="ghoklebutter"]

Also, another thing you could do is to grasp the (male) attacker's genitals like crushing a bunch of grapes.

I feel weak whenever I say that. :cry:

hyrueprince11

that will only make him more mad and people wouldn't respect him at all

Not if you do it with vigor! :D

But maybe it isn't the best idea.

google it up and you'll find the answer

cheap tazer, billy club, or brass knuckles would help.

What about asking his girl to explain to him that it was a joke. Sajedene

Bring a realistic toy gun, It'll probably scare the crap out of him :P

Knock him out, steal all his clothes and tape him to the front doors of the school.

stop being a sissy.

there is nothing wrong with getting beat up if you fight back.

Telling an adult beats getting beat up.

I seriously hope no one made a comment along the lines of ..."well you got what you deserve" or "you were asking for it". :|

I seriously hope no one made a comment along the lines of ..."well you got what you deserve" or "you were asking for it". :|

Teenaged

I had a similar problem years ago. I had just moved to California from NJ and meet this hot girl at a beach party. Problem was, she had just broken up with another guy. Bigger problem was that that guy was the head of a karate gang. I didn't know that at the time, so when he shoved her down on the ground, I intervened. We fought, but he knew better karate than me. I was just learning mine from a book.

Well, long story short, he and his friends made my life a living hell for the next few months. I tried joining a karate club to learn how to fight back, but unfortunately neither pain or fear existed in that dojo, soI didnt fit in.

Finally, after receiving a serious thrashing, the japanese-american janitor of my apartment complex intervened. He beat those guys down and then went to their karate club and spoke with their sensei. They would leave me alone until after the annual valley karate tournament, but I had to fight in it. Fortunately, my japanese friend agreed totrain me. At first I didnt think it would work, he had me do things like sand the floor, wax cars, paint fences, etc. But then he showed me that they were actually defensive karate moves. Awesome stuff.

Well, anyways, the karate tournament came. I made it pretty far, but then one of the bad karate gang guys illegally swept my leg. Man, did that hurt. He got DQ'd, but I didnt know if I could fight in the final match against Johnny, the head gang guy. Well, my teacher fixed my leg with this ancient trick and I was able to make it into the final fight.

It was tough, and many of the gang members were yelling at him to put me in a body bag. However, I defeated him 3 points to 2 and won the tournament. I also won his respect, and they have never bothered me since. Hope this gives you help.

I seriously hope no one made a comment along the lines of ..."well you got what you deserve" or "you were asking for it". :|

Teenaged

So its like asophmore in high school thats still in 8th grade LOL taking on 7th graders yeah your screwed your only hope is to rally your fellow classmates to unite to stop this retarded bully ... LOL if not then your prob dead he could prob choke slam u :P

I had a similar problem years ago. I had just moved to California from NJ and meet this hot girl at a beach party. Problem was, she had just broken up with another guy. Bigger problem was that that guy was the head of a karate gang. I didn't know that at the time, so when he shoved her down on the ground, I intervened. We fought, but he knew better karate than me. I was just learning mine from a book.

Well, long story short, he and his friends made my life a living hell for the next few months. I tried joining a karate club to learn how to fight back, but unfortunately neither pain or fear existed in that dojo, soI didnt fit in.

Finally, after receiving a serious thrashing, the japanese-american janitor of my apartment complex intervened. He beat those guys down and then went to their karate club and spoke with their sensei. They would leave me alone until after the annual valley karate tournament, but I had to fight in it. Fortunately, my japanese friend agreed totrain me. At first I didnt think it would work, he had me do things like sand the floor, wax cars, paint fences, etc. But then he showed me that they were actually defensive karate moves. Awesome stuff.

Well, anyways, the karate tournament came. I made it pretty far, but then one of the bad karate gang guys illegally swept my leg. Man, did that hurt. He got DQ'd, but I didnt know if I could fight in the final match against Johnny, the head gang guy. Well, my teacher fixed my leg with this ancient trick and I was able to make it into the final fight.

It was tough, and many of the gang members were yelling at him to put me in a body bag. However, I defeated him 3 points to 2 and won the tournament. I also won his respect, and they have never bothered me since. Hope this gives you help.

sonicare

I had a similar problem years ago. I had just moved to California from NJ and meet this hot girl at a beach party. Problem was, she had just broken up with another guy. Bigger problem was that that guy was the head of a karate gang. I didn't know that at the time, so when he shoved her down on the ground, I intervened. We fought, but he knew better karate than me. I was just learning mine from a book.

Well, long story short, he and his friends made my life a living hell for the next few months. I tried joining a karate club to learn how to fight back, but unfortunately neither pain or fear existed in that dojo, soI didnt fit in.

Finally, after receiving a serious thrashing, the japanese-american janitor of my apartment complex intervened. He beat those guys down and then went to their karate club and spoke with their sensei. They would leave me alone until after the annual valley karate tournament, but I had to fight in it. Fortunately, my japanese friend agreed totrain me. At first I didnt think it would work, he had me do things like sand the floor, wax cars, paint fences, etc. But then he showed me that they were actually defensive karate moves. Awesome stuff.

Well, anyways, the karate tournament came. I made it pretty far, but then one of the bad karate gang guys illegally swept my leg. Man, did that hurt. He got DQ'd, but I didnt know if I could fight in the final match against Johnny, the head gang guy. Well, my teacher fixed my leg with this ancient trick and I was able to make it into the final fight.

It was tough, and many of the gang members were yelling at him to put me in a body bag. However, I defeated him 3 points to 2 and won the tournament. I also won his respect, and they have never bothered me since. Hope this gives you help.

I had a similar problem years ago. I had just moved to California from NJ and meet this hot girl at a beach party. Problem was, she had just broken up with another guy. Bigger problem was that that guy was the head of a karate gang. I didn't know that at the time, so when he shoved her down on the ground, I intervened. We fought, but he knew better karate than me. I was just learning mine from a book.

Well, long story short, he and his friends made my life a living hell for the next few months. I tried joining a karate club to learn how to fight back, but unfortunately neither pain or fear existed in that dojo, soI didnt fit in.

Finally, after receiving a serious thrashing, the japanese-american janitor of my apartment complex intervened. He beat those guys down and then went to their karate club and spoke with their sensei. They would leave me alone until after the annual valley karate tournament, but I had to fight in it. Fortunately, my japanese friend agreed totrain me. At first I didnt think it would work, he had me do things like sand the floor, wax cars, paint fences, etc. But then he showed me that they were actually defensive karate moves. Awesome stuff.

Well, anyways, the karate tournament came. I made it pretty far, but then one of the bad karate gang guys illegally swept my leg. Man, did that hurt. He got DQ'd, but I didnt know if I could fight in the final match against Johnny, the head gang guy. Well, my teacher fixed my leg with this ancient trick and I was able to make it into the final fight.

It was tough, and many of the gang members were yelling at him to put me in a body bag. However, I defeated him 3 points to 2 and won the tournament. I also won his respect, and they have never bothered me since. Hope this gives you help.

well if all else fails, record it and put it on youtube

uhh...for evidence in the court of law...yea, for evidence!

Get him like this

Well, you ask him if he knows about the Porcupine Theory...

"A Lion and a Porcupine get in a fight. Who do you think wins? Ofcourse, the Lion wins, but not without getting a barb or two under his skin. Well, if you swing on me, I promise totake a huge bite out of your left cheek. You may beat me up. Hell, you may kill me...but youll have to live the rest of your life with a huge hole in your cheek. So tell me...is it worth it?"

If he still swings on you, follow through with your promise, and swear up and down that you warned him, and used it as an act of self defense, seeing as how he's an unpredictable fool who outweighs you by atleast 50 lbs. If he doesnt, he's smarter than he looks, I guess. Either way, problem solved.

well if all else fails, record it and put it on youtube

uhh...for evidence in the court of law...yea, for the lulz!

Fiotwo

take karate. i learned so many weakspots i can kill someone in less than a min. here are some obvious weakspots that you can attack if hes bigger than you: eyes, kneecap, jewels, nose, ear, individual fingers. the small things hurt the most.

A person way bigger than me threatens to kick my ass, and I will be grabbing the closest makeshift weapon and proceed to apply long term damage to the guy. A quick chop to the throat can close a windpipe, maybe buy some mace, spray him then stomp on him, a pocketknife or boxcutter could stop him in his tracks... I would not take any chances with this guy as he has intent to seriously hurt you, sometimes the only option is to severely hurt him first.

attack his weakpoint for massive damage.

Oh if you hit him hard enough in the chin you wil hit the "button" casuing a KO

A person way bigger than me threatens to kick my ass, and I will be grabbing the closest makeshift weapon and proceed to apply long term damage to the guy. A quick chop to the throat can close a windpipe, maybe buy some mace, spray him then stomp on him, a pocketknife or boxcutter could stop him in his tracks... I would not take any chances with this guy as he has intent to seriously hurt you, sometimes the only option is to severely hurt him first.

Shhadow_Viper

that's the worst thing he could possibly do, he either gets in real trouble because of his parents, the school, the law or if the guy is actually a drug addict he probably might have some dangerous friends that could kill him

bring a baseball bat.

R.I.P Razor-Lazor : ????-2009