Phil has an illness..it stems from a tattoo that's placed on the rim around his a-hole..it reads "insert head here"...He constantly has to remind himself to un-lodge it from there..

@Executorz @sneakthief81 next thing you know..Don Mattrick is gonna be telling me to buy my used games for the 360 with food stamps..

What Don meant to say was "hey you!..peasant!..yeah you!..with the NO internet connection!..you wanna game single player?...go buy a PS3..I hear they're gonna be cheap soon on craigslist..or how about a WII U?..I would say a 360..but WTF I want you for?..by my standards, this means you don't even have 56K..you fcuken poor basturd!"...

I'm liking Microsoft's PR strategies :)

(Applause) Don Mattrick everybody...isn't he a prick-headed, irrelevant blowhard?..once again, an most likely for the last time (Applause) Don Mattrick everybody!

What Phil meant to say was: "uh..hmm (crosses arms) yeah..we kinda fcuked up..we might have underestimated the market for used games..we might have taken our customers for granted? The camera is kinda weird, huh?..uh..uhm..basically, imma take everything I know about business and capitalism and erase it from my brain with the use of this mescaline..and replace with a big rainbow and optimism...yeah..that's it."

You know who else says that, Phil...losers...losers say that...the game is called CAPITALISM NOT OPTIMISM!..that means you kick your opponent when they're on ground..not give interviews, twiddle your thumbs and say dumb sh*t like, "tah..we...not on shelf..wait..you'll see"..

Yeah..there was a sudden rise in THEFT at Microsoftville..

Haven't been to "this side of town" since PS2..looks like my stay here at Microsftville has come to an end..time to pack the bags and visit the other side of town again :p

Xbox 360. 76 million boxes worldwide..48 million (willing to pay 50 bux a year) Xbox live subscribers..stellar exclusives..first to get dlc's..innovated gaming consoles with media entertainment that was fun to watch, but always remained secular to gaming..an awesome controller (if I gotta be a fanboy somewhere..its this department) the Xbox controller was built for gaming..the best..next to the dreamcast's. All this..and you guys (MS) fcuked it up!..I'm curious..why?..why kill off a very successful console?..stupidity?..greed?..or did they really believe the ONE would surpass the 360?..

Exact same scenario..right here..feel the same exact way :/