[QUOTE="Vancelvany"]

I was patting my dog...

Then out from nowhere...

I kissed my dog....

Some people walking stopped for a momentary pause of awe..

Because....If I hadn't come to my senses that I was doing a weird thing...I would have started making love with my dog...:|

jimmyjammer69

On the dog topic, I washed my hair with dog shampoo only last week. The label was in German, so it was only later that I realised why my coat had such a healthy, glossy sheen. On a side note, why on earth does my gran keep dog shampoo in her shower? She doesn't even own a dog.

Hint* Hint* Hint* !!!!

[QUOTE="chief_527"]I jumped of a pier -- at 3 in the morining -- drunk out of my mind....Makemap

Attempt drunking suicide?

No, hell no! I'm just a heights junkie. If it soft at the bottom, I'll probably throw my self of. lol

So I heard on Sirius radio today that Floyd Mayweather's home was recently robbed of $7 million worth of jewelry.

What a moron! This guy can afford $7 million in jewelry but can't afford a security system to make sure his house is safe? Even a simple security camera would have helped a little.

If this guy gets robbed, he deserves it.

_Classic_Gamer_

See this is the problem with society. It not that he got robbed, its the fact that he has to get a security system so he doesn't get robbed. I wouldn't care too much about it. He most likely has insurance on the whole thing. He'll get his money back.

You're posting...and there they are watching every word...always watching. There could be thousands or even millions of them...just hanging on the words we all type. :P Imagine if all the lurkers actually posted? How many posts would we have in OT? Would it implode? :oKrunkMastaX

We may never know :O

[QUOTE="legend26"][QUOTE="harashawn"][QUOTE="legend26"][QUOTE="d51man"][QUOTE="harashawn"]

[QUOTE="d51man"]That's really weird...I would leave her alone. harashawn

I don't know!! Everyone is saying different things!! I am confused.

Would you seriously want to date someone that introduced themselves by biting your arm?

sounds kinda kinky to me....

And that's partly why I'm asking for advice.

just ask her out.

if yes = awesome, more bites maybe in different places ;)

if no = whatever then go on

I'm pretty sure she would just laugh if I asked. :(

Then your only other option is to bite her back. Maybe she'll post a thread asking the same thing and by a miracle of the heavens, you see her here, ask each other out and have Internet babies. The ENd

[QUOTE="muthsera666"]Personally, I would appraise my supervisor of the situation and ask if there was anyway to work while in college. Your supervisor might appreciate your candor and try to work something out.omfg_its_dally

This. But definitely go to college. You'll be so grateful for it later in life.

This, but if your manger does not agree got to your college, they can get you jobs that work with your school schedule.