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It was a mexican hip-hop rockband and I used to like most of their songs.....
Also, a couple of weeks ago, there was a major motorcicly accident on the highway. THe body was severd to pieces. During the accident, only one lane was available and when I past by, half his body was 10 feet away from my car. I saw his hand, and a little bit of the torso. The cop saw that it was visible and that I saw it, he looked at me and just walked away. If I had children and they saw a dead body because of lazines, I will be goin off....
For a Dave, it is not uncommon. Dave's have been proven to be quite apathic towards many subjects that provide some form of escapism, a breef moment without thinking about the daily concerns of life. Upon further observation of the Dave, I have come to the conclusion that they are quite cynical and nihilistic.
Dave's are considered normal people, who do not display any interest whatsoever in enjoying themselves. It has been scientifically proven that most Dave's do not have sex until they are over the age of 20. Dave's realise they have to perform their daily duties, to keep the machine going and so on, but they also lack the will to accomplish anything out of the ordinary. Because of that, Dave's are ideal for working in such mundane places as Mcdonald's, Burger King, Pizza Hut, tooth paste or glue factories. It is also not uncommon to see them working there forever.
The more advanced Dave that performs well in his studies gets to have an office job from where he surfs humorous websites because he is bored. Speaking of office jobs, Dave's also have an affinity for ties and formal outfits. All Dave's mostly wear the same formal suits; the only noticeable difference being the tie. Which leads Dave to a difficult decision:''Should I wear the outgoing one with the stripes, or the red one?'' His decision is obvious most of the time.
Due to the Dave's submissiveness to mundane tasks, uniformization, indiference and completely nihilistic view on life, his kind is the perfect specimen to participate in kolkhoz; the Dave is somewhat of a... smurf.
vlin1108
This has been the biggest waste of time i have ever seen in this website.....
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