I'm still sporting my worst injury, 4 years ago I had a corrosive acid spill onto my hand causing nerve damage. What REALLY sucks is trying to turn the pages of a book, trying to pick small things up off of flat surfaces and open things like chocolate bars or bags of chips because I lost the feeling in all the finger tips of my right hand. Sure I could just use my left hand to do most things but 23 years of being right handed I can't just start using my left because it just feels awkward.

NamelessJay

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One day two very loving parents got into a huge fight, the man called the women a "b*tch" and the women called the man a "bastard".

Their son walked in and said "What does b*tch and bastard mean?" and the parents replied "ladies and gentlemen".

The next day the parents decided to have sex, the women said "feel my ti*ties and the man said "feel my di*k".

Their son walked in and asked "What does ti*ties and di*k mean?" and the parents replied "hats and coats".

On Thanksgiving the dad was shaving and he cut himself, "Sh*t" he said, the kid came in and asked "What's that mean" and the man said it was the brand shaving cream he was using.

Down stairs the mom was preparing the turkey, and she cut herself, Fuk she said. Once again the kid asked "What's that mean" the mom said that is what she calls stuffing the turkey.

Then the door bell rang. The kid answered the door to his relatives and said "Alright you b*tches and b*stards, put your di*ks and ti*ties in the closet, my dad is upstairs wiping the sh*t off his face, and my mom is in the kitchen fu*king the turkey!

ChampionoChumps

Nearly split my head open when I was 7 yrs old. Some dumb ass pushed me in the bathroom stalls and I slipped and nearly cut my head open when I hit the edge of one of the doors to the stalls. It broke through the skin, and cracked my skull. I was out for like 5min, and when I woke I was completely soaked in blood. I couldn't see cuz my glasses where covered in blood. All the kids were running and screaming as if I was a zombie.

painguy1

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I've broken my left arm twice, only like a year difference!

ZumaJones07

i hate people that say that, i went up to a person that liked AC and i said to him, 'did you know AC 3 is coming out, you can climb trees!'

and he just replies 'nah, AC 4 has already come out, AC 3 was Brotherhood'

IT DRIVES ME INSANE.

and yes AC 3 is coming out, you CAN climb trees, and you'll be a native american boy named 'Connor' in the war of independence!!!

its gonna be awesome.

didnt like AC revelations and brotherhood

whats a good game idea?

i think a shooting RPG would be awesome.

All COD games.

EzcapeTheFate

you really are lacking knowledge.

KoA, Skyrim and Fable

its gonna come to kinect and motion-sensored games i reckon.