Biggest injurt huh, well mine went something like this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8vMKN1tYknE&t=1m26s

Iridionprime

Uhhhh, i feel sick

A sprained ankle. It's pretty ridiculous, considering how I've been run over not once, but twice (the first time the car hit and threw me away, and the second time the front tire on the left actually went over my stomach), and bruises/bleeding aside, I had no broken bones or internal injuries.

Got a sprained ankle twice:

1.) Playing tennis. Jumped to catch a ball, missed my footing on the way back.

2.) Slipped on black ice.

iHarlequin

children in the dark cause accidents, accident in the dark cause children.

Your mama is so ugly she made an onion cry

Broken leg with some cracked ribs. chilly-chill

I used to tell jokes. I still do but I used to too. mrmusicman247

I've broken my left arm twice, only like a year difference!

Whats your favourite joke?