Microsoft Employee No. 1: "Hey, I heard Sony will make a mid gen upgrade"
Phill Spencer:"Shit, Quick, announce a mid gen upgrade! we need to follow and copy every step Sony made!
MS employee No. 2: "But, you already said no to mid gen upgrade. This will be an embarrasment.
Phil : "**** it, we need to copy every move sony made, we've always been like that. Remember Kinect? its a cheap ripoff of ps2 Eyetoy. Ah, And dont forget to make cheesy marketing tagline for our mid gen xbone upgrade 'teh most powerful console eveh made'"
MS employee No. 1 and 2 : Facepalm
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MS Employee No. 1: "Shit, our competitor is beefing up their ps now service where you can pay subscription for a certain amount of time, and play multiple games on it"
Phil : "Quick! Copy their move! Make similar shit, call it Ghaymepass"
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MS Employee No. 2: "Shit, our competitor can stream their games to other device, like smartphones!"
Phil: "COPY IT!!!!!"
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MS Employee No. 1: "Playstation has 'play while download' thingy, what should we do?
Ms Employee No. 2: "Copy it of course"
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Ms Employee no. 1: "SHIET, OUR INTEL SAYS THAT OUR COMPETITOR HAS BOUGHT GAIKAI!!"
ms Employee no. 2: "Could this mean they are planning that thig where a game is processed from a machine far away?"
Phil: "Jesus, just copy them. Quick, make a cloud cloud computing game. Call the game Crapdown 3. Now!!!!
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This is it for now, thanks to you all for reading. This thread is just meant as a joke, not serious, dont be triggered by it. Any morre ideas? write down below.
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