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#1 xbhonner
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@KBFloYd said:
@mandzilla said:

@KBFloYd: Third party games rule the roost on PS4.

yea,

each call of duty sells like 20 million on there. NBA 2k games sell like 10million. GTA another 20 million. battlefield 10million each game.

thats like 60million of the ps4's 90 million install base right there. plus the people that buy it for blu-rays and netflix. plus the 9 million that actually buy exclsuives

and thats the ps4's greatness in a nutshell. GTA/call of duty and sports games..and exclusive scraps for the 10% of super hardcore fanboys.

greatness awaits...

are you a shitbox fanboy or a nintendo fanboy?

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@Juub1990 said:

Amazing but the credibility is suspect when freakin' Spider-Man got 21. A generic open-world game.

"a generic open world game"

Says xbox fans, who cant play the game on his Xbox

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@Juub1990 said:

Microsoft announced the mid-gen upgrade before Sony.

Where? any proof of that?

All that i know is that they said NO to mid gen upgrade, but change their mind after seeing Ps4 pro

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#4 xbhonner
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@jaydan said:

Nice script. How long did it take you to write that? You should submit it to the screenwriters guild - perhaps they'll accept it and a director will pick it up and make a movie. Who knows, maybe you will get nominated for best fictional screenplay.

well, its based on real time event

like, the real dialogue at Microsoft HQ maybe not like that (maybe even more moronic), but the events were really really happened in real life

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#5  Edited By xbhonner
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@saltslasher said:

Meanwhile at Sony HQ....

Shawn Layden: Where's our andoird spy Microsoft built for us, how are they gonna know what to do if we don't have that info, he's suppose to be back from Kyoto with everything Nintendo plans to do.

PlayStation Prez: Finally Reggie you're here, here's the R2D2 input, now plug in and let us see everything we need to do for next 5 years

Meanwhile at Nintendo HQ: Stupid idiots think we fall for oldest trick in book, plant a Trojan Horse with fake name Reggie Fils'Amie, we'll just planet a Trojan Horse in Reggie.

Back at Sony, Reggie to Shawn: Invest in movies, people like your shitty movies, VR is the future of all gaming put half your manpower into it and stop doing handhelds right away

haha, i like how i presented facts to you, while you gave me fictional story

Lmao, amusing

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@Xabiss: Knee deep in cloud computing?

Yea, maybe. Perhaps.

But cloud gaming on console? I guess not untill Sony do that thing first

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#7  Edited By xbhonner
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Microsoft Employee No. 1: "Hey, I heard Sony will make a mid gen upgrade"

Phill Spencer:"Shit, Quick, announce a mid gen upgrade! we need to follow and copy every step Sony made!

MS employee No. 2: "But, you already said no to mid gen upgrade. This will be an embarrasment.

Phil : "**** it, we need to copy every move sony made, we've always been like that. Remember Kinect? its a cheap ripoff of ps2 Eyetoy. Ah, And dont forget to make cheesy marketing tagline for our mid gen xbone upgrade 'teh most powerful console eveh made'"

MS employee No. 1 and 2 : Facepalm

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MS Employee No. 1: "Shit, our competitor is beefing up their ps now service where you can pay subscription for a certain amount of time, and play multiple games on it"

Phil : "Quick! Copy their move! Make similar shit, call it Ghaymepass"

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MS Employee No. 2: "Shit, our competitor can stream their games to other device, like smartphones!"

Phil: "COPY IT!!!!!"

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MS Employee No. 1: "Playstation has 'play while download' thingy, what should we do?

Ms Employee No. 2: "Copy it of course"

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Ms Employee no. 1: "SHIET, OUR INTEL SAYS THAT OUR COMPETITOR HAS BOUGHT GAIKAI!!"

ms Employee no. 2: "Could this mean they are planning that thig where a game is processed from a machine far away?"

Phil: "Jesus, just copy them. Quick, make a cloud cloud computing game. Call the game Crapdown 3. Now!!!!

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This is it for now, thanks to you all for reading. This thread is just meant as a joke, not serious, dont be triggered by it. Any morre ideas? write down below.

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Microsoft employee: "Our intel says that Soney has bought Gaikai"

Micro$oft employee no. 2: "Shit, this is scary"

Microsoft Employee no. 3: "Quick, copy and follow their move, make a cloud cloud computing game. Call the game Crapdown 3"

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#9  Edited By xbhonner
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@miiiiv said:

UC1-3 are extremely linear. They are basically movie games, with mindless gameplay and QTEs.

Crysis is not just shooting, ofc there is a lot, given it's a first person shooter. It's has huge environments that are interactive. You can pick up/destroy objects, throw them at enemies etc. I once destroyed a helicopter with an exploding barrel that I shot after I thrown it in the air using strength-mode, next to the helicopter. There are many ways to tackle different situations. During one playthrough I was a like ghost, barely killed anyone in the first half of the game.

Uncharted games are like recent Michael Bay movies, simplistic and shallow, but there are a lot of people who like that. Although I haven't played UC4 yet, it's said to better than previous games.

Whats wrong with linear if i may ask? how do you define linear? dont you realize that many games that considered by many as BEST GAME OF ALL TIME are linear? or you just living under a big fucking rock this whole time or living in a remote village where there is no tv? (or probably you are just a kid who born in 2005? idk) What matter in a game is how the gameplay entertain the gamer, not just how "OHHH ITHZ LHINNEAR LHINNEART BROOOH". i know morons on the internet love to use the word "LHINNEAR" to look smart and sophisticated on forums, while they know nothing about games at all. Fun in games is not only achieved by not being linear, it can comes from everything, depends on the developer's creativity.

Uc isnt movie games, its full action games. like that one crazy gameplay in uc3 where player fighting enemies in a flying plane, dangling in a cargo, this is just one example. How is it a "MHOVVIEH" game???, dont you ever watch uc gameplay on youtube?, honestly, UC is just like "just cause", with tomb raider theme. And the qte??? what qte??? you are mistaking RYSE for UC???? Like i said, uc is like just cause, or any other action games for that matter. How morons like you calling it "MHOVVIEH GHAYMES WITH KYU TI E" is baffling me. You clearly never play uc, and only hear gossip from internet.

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@groowagon said:
@xbhonner said:
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@xbhonner said:

load a safe file after completing a part is not gameplay. gameplay is what you can do when you are playing

you totally misunderstood me. i mean load a save, because it's so fun that you want to play that part again.

im totally not misunderstood you. i clearly said "load a save", and i said "load a save is not a gameplay". gameplay is what you can do when you are in "game mode". not "Menu Mode"

HOLY SHIT MAN! i wasn't talking about loading a save being gameplay! Gameplay happens obviously AFTER you have loaded the save... holy crap man, what pills have you taken?

edit: also, let me guess; you actually thought your post was witty too, right? jesus... i try really hard to not get offensive here, but with that density of yours, i really now understand why you can't even appreciate games like Crysis.

HOLy shit man, you were talking about that, dont you remember your own comment? here :

"You know how you know when a gameplay is good? You load a save file after completing a part, just because you want to play that part again. Happened a lot in Crysis."

loading a saved game is not gameplay. and it happens alot in other games, not only in crysis. litteraly almost every games today has that load saved game feature.

edit : im not thinking that my post is witty, im not dense either. and crysis is shit because it is shit.