Awww boohoo, so now you actually have to go out and get a real job and actually pay for something. Life is hard.

I'll wait to see if it catches on before I decide to bite into this one. I do like the one per customer thing though. Keeps eBay sellers from buying them all up.

Nvidia begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. In a panic, they try to pull the plug.

@drunkenpl: That was a solid card but I upgraded again for the Witcher 3. Also having to upgrade the bios was a kind of a pain though.

I wish Call of Duty would do this.

Can't wait....have imax tickets for Jan 3rd.

@Talavaj: Why do people seriously demand gaming stuff all the time? This website is 95 percent gaming related and about 5 percent additional nerdy stuff. If it hurts you that much to see this story then why are you here?

I do get occasional friend requests from random profiles all level 0 with no messages. I turn them all down and it makes me wonder if that's part of the hacking.

They should have Cougars Hooters. Its like Hooters but with big ti**ed cougars. Now those would be some tasty chickens.