How to make Jess McDonell:

-1 1/4 cup "DAWWWWW"

-1 bag, XL, Adorable

-3 Lovin Spoonfuls of squishy hugs

-1 dash Badassery

-Red hair, long cut

-3 tbsp Snark

Mix CAREFULLY. Let cool one hour.

What other job gives you a two-week Christmas vacation?

No, idiot, sport means an activity that requires physical exertion. It doesn't even have to be a contest, there doesn't have to be winners or losers.

One of the funniest episodes ever!

Last show of the year? You guys sure get a nice vacation! Holy hell.