@megagene: If she were a former mayor of Washington DC, she'd be Marion Barry Kish.

@megagene: If she had been a 90s Sierra game, she'd be Lesiure Suit Larry Kish

@megagene: If Mary Kish were afraid of ghosts, she'd be Wary Kish

If she lived in a haunted mansion, she'd be Scary Kish.

@megagene: If you flattened her, she'd be Mary Squish.

@megagene: If she were a genie, she'd be Mary Wish.

If she played basketball, she'd be Mary Swish.

If you flatten her, she'd be Mary Squish.

"smooth 25-30 FPS."

LOL!

@Utnayan: Well, I could be wrong, but I believe Mary Kish is an old, old wooden ship that was used during the Civil War era.