wow your freaking weird why would i want to drink that stuff if its not meant to be consumed? srry hell no i wont participate in your crazy insane experiences. i choose life!MichaeltheCM

OK. You have the right to not drink Drain-O, Wite-Out, the blood of a sacrificial goat, and others.  You also have the right to not pick up a dictionary and look up the words "joke" and "sarcasm."

I like lead based paint chip shakes...

TheMutableOne

Those are indeed scrum-diddly-umptious.

And what, no love for Drain-O?  Come on, it's like Frank Drebbin always says, "It's like drinking Drain-O.  Sure, it cleans you out, but it leaves you feeling hollow inside."

Standard Andronicus disclaimer - Do not attempt to drink any of the listed items.... unless you live and wish to share your experiences.  Thank you.

And by the by.... Wite-Out is like a flavor explosion!

Concentrate on physical activities that will bulk you up with a minimal loss of calories.  Weight-lifting is a must if you want to build shoulder mass.  If it's something you're embarassed to do in a public gym, then do it at home.  Until you can get a decent set of weights, you can use household things like large canned goods or the like.  Alternate on each day by going for power on one day, and then reps the next.  While I don't recommend cutting running or walking entirely out of your exercise plan, these won't really help the areas that you stated that you wanted to bulk up.

Keep up a diet high on carbs and proteins.  Eat lots of breads, pastas, nuts, and meats.  Don't go for a lot of sweets or pop, because these will give you short-term energy and will not help in the long run.  Fast food will mostly just shoot through your system, but if you're looking for fat, I guess it will help.  I'd also recommend picking up a legal supplement.  I'm not sure if Creatin is still legal or not, but that was a good one back in the late nineties.  Water is an absolute must - drink as much as you can.  Don't substitute things like Propel or mineral water for regular water, as it'll leave you dehydrated and you'll wind up losing mass.

 Other than that.... beefcake!  BEEFCAKE!

Hey folks-

Does anyone know of any games out there similar to the Worms games?  I like the destructible enviornments and the turn-based action.  I thought maybe there might be some independent games out there that might be similar.  Any suggestions?

I tip my hat to you, sir.  This is just the kind of topic that creates intelligent discussion, world-wide harmony, and may even help find the cure for cancer!

My water pressure is just amazing, thank you.  It's just enough to pulverize the slimy bacterial growth on my body, and yet soft enough to caress my lard when need be.

I've prepared a list.  This is just a sample:

Ignorant people - I don't mean unintelligent people.  I mean those people that refuse to learn something or hold onto stupid beliefs (racism, for example)
Morons that use British slang just to try to be cool or different  In the same token, anyone that blindly loves any culture just because it's different or popular to like it (Japanese culture, anyone?)
War
Cooked fish - yuck.
Van Damme haters
Carrot Top
The state of Kansas (come on, have you ever driven through there?)
Cannibal haters
Dubya

[QUOTE="Squidward117"]I voted Gambia because... It's tiny?Fire_Ants

Dont encourage him :P

Encourage me!  Encourage me!

Feel free to substitute your own third-world countries in here, folks!  Come on, ever want to jam out with a Mauritanian kazoo band?  Or how about that beat-down you received in Haiti?  This thread is about freedom!  Did you catch something from a promiscious Djibouti sheep?  Come on and share!