I have this one neighbor that doesn't work and just builds Halloween setups for his house all day, every day. His entire garage is one giant haunted house. Around october, you can find him working with the garage door open, blasting classical music while he works.
[QUOTE="TheFatPerson"]Make her wear a chastity belt. Steameffekt
Makes me remember an episode of 1000 ways to die. A women dies from bacterial infection from the rust of the belt. http://www.spike.com/video-clips/djp6j0/1000-ways-to-die-lust-poisoning Wow. Yikes. I've heard of them being uncomfortable, but I've never heard of someone dying from one. You learn and grow everyday!
I just have a really weird story that's been on my mind all freaking day... There was this kid who lived across the street from me at the time. He was autistic or had some sort of neurological/mental disorder or something, he really wasn't all quite there, and he just did a lot of weird things. Every morning before school he would always make weird noises and sometimes he would sit on his front porch in meditating positions and just....yeah. Not really much else to say. It may sound typical for the average low-functioning autistic kid, but it gets worse and this was just so over the top that I still remember it. My friends (they were both siblings) also lived down the street for me and they called me; their dad had just set up a new hot tub in their backyard and they asked me to come over and check it out. I said alright, I went and got my bathing suit, and on my way to my friend's house, I see this kid on his front lawn. He was completely naked, and he was facing the house twiddling his fingers, hopping around and doing these weird dances. I just took a glance - horrified--and ran to my friend's house. Little did I know, I would eventually be scarred for life. Anyways, tell me about your experiences! *nervous smile*
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