I just have a really weird story that's been on my mind all freaking day... There was this kid who lived across the street from me at the time. He was autistic or had some sort of neurological/mental disorder or something, he really wasn't all quite there, and he just did a lot of weird things. Every morning before school he would always make weird noises and sometimes he would sit on his front porch in meditating positions and just....yeah. Not really much else to say. It may sound typical for the average low-functioning autistic kid, but it gets worse and this was just so over the top that I still remember it. My friends (they were both siblings) also lived down the street for me and they called me; their dad had just set up a new hot tub in their backyard and they asked me to come over and check it out. I said alright, I went and got my bathing suit, and on my way to my friend's house, I see this kid on his front lawn. He was completely naked, and he was facing the house twiddling his fingers, hopping around and doing these weird dances. I just took a glance - horrified--and ran to my friend's house. Little did I know, I would eventually be scarred for life. Anyways, tell me about your experiences! *nervous smile*
Hm, either the people who were hillbillies (they used to sh*t in their front yard) or the bikers or the satanist who used to stand outside our house and chant curses ("spells") at us.
There was a chap who called himself Digital Tim who lived a couple of doors down - proper smack lad. He used to walk around with a baseball bat and just turn up at our house. Once he pulled out a gun and held it against my housemates head, so my landlord went round to his place with a crowbar and told him to stop fuking with us. He was pretty odd. Actually more nuts than odd.
I had another neighbour in a previous place who was a prostitute. She was actually quite nice, but it was a little odd saying hello when she was milling around on the street corner with all the other prostitues - I can only assume they all thought I was a regular.
Hm, either the people who were hillbillies (they used to sh*t in their front yard) or the bikers or the satanist who used to stand outside our house and chant curses ("spells") at us.
DigitalExile
I actually live in a secluided spot for a couple of years. Hard not to stereotype the south when this is considered the norm. And who could forget the burning crosses and petty theft.
I have this one neighbor that doesn't work and just builds Halloween setups for his house all day, every day. His entire garage is one giant haunted house. Around october, you can find him working with the garage door open, blasting classical music while he works.
Hm, either the people who were hillbillies (they used to sh*t in their front yard) or the bikers or the satanist who used to stand outside our house and chant curses ("spells") at us.
jerk-o-tron2000
I actually live in a secluided spot for a couple of years. Hard not to stereotype the south when this is considered the norm. And who could forget the burning crosses and petty theft.
I didn't know a better term to describe them, they were just f*cking feral creatures. My dogs have better manners than them and I'm not kidding. (this is in Sydney, Australia btw)
Hm, either the people who were hillbillies (they used to sh*t in their front yard) or the bikers or the satanist who used to stand outside our house and chant curses ("spells") at us.
DigitalExile
I actually live in a secluided spot for a couple of years. Hard not to stereotype the south when this is considered the norm. And who could forget the burning crosses and petty theft.
I didn't know a better term to describe them, they were just f*cking feral creatures. My dogs have better manners than them and I'm not kidding. (this is in Sydney, Australia btw)
Oh.
I Live in Alabamer. Hillbilly hells are common and know no nationality.
A guy who lived s few hundred feet from my house set his house on fire and shot at the firemen when they showed up because it hadn't burned enough yet. Then he killed himself.
A guy who lived s few hundred feet from my house set his house on fire and shot at the firemen when they showed up because it hadn't burned enough yet. Then he killed himself.
thriteenthmonke
People be whacky. Interesting way to go out though.
I have this one neighbor that doesn't work and just builds Halloween setups for his house all day, every day. His entire garage is one giant haunted house. Around october, you can find him working with the garage door open, blasting classical music while he works.
Pirate700
That would have been freaky. I would stay as far away as possible.
I have this one neighbor that doesn't work and just builds Halloween setups for his house all day, every day. His entire garage is one giant haunted house. Around october, you can find him working with the garage door open, blasting classical music while he works.
I have this one neighbor that doesn't work and just builds Halloween setups for his house all day, every day. His entire garage is one giant haunted house. Around october, you can find him working with the garage door open, blasting classical music while he works.
TheFatPerson
He does that even when it's not October? :?Yeah. I'm guessing he must have gotten a nice inheritance to be able to work on halloween crap all the time. When it's not October and he has his garage open, it's just filled with zombies and ghosts and what not.
This happened while I was with some friends (So I was never sure if my parents were just messing with me or not) my mom said the neighbor next door to us smashed up a few decorative rocks in our front yard because "God told her to" in a dream. This is the same one who swore her husband was always poisoning her coffee and that people were stealing packages being left for her....
Another dude across the street is obsessed with his lawn and always seems to want to be the last guy to mow his lawn. Once when somebody else started mowing their own lawn, this neighbor of mine mowed his all over again even though he already did earlier that day lol
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