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Ok, so I have two pet woodchucks and I went outside one day and they were loafing around. 3 days later, I went outside at exactly 7:32 PM and I see one of the woodchucks perk his ears up and start sniffing the ground. I shadowed it until we got to a forest. Immediately, he starts ripping all this bark off a tree and sniffing again. I continue to follow him until we reach a river, where to my surprise, I see the other woodchuck, arms and teeth chock-full of wood. Then, these two start chucking the wood into the river! I was a bit confused, so I left.
The next day, I go to school and we get a science experiment. The catch is: we have to find out how much wood a woodchuck can chuck if a woodchuck can chuck wood. Well, I know that they chuck the wood, obviously. But how do I figure out how much wood they really do chuck? They do it for hours at a time! So should I go and watch the woodchucks and see how much wood they can chuck if they can chuck wood (which, I already know that because they DO indeed chuck the wood that had previously been the topic of a question of whether or not woodchucks can chuck wood), OR should I give up trying to find out how much wood they chuck and instead go inside and watch Chuck (which I never watch but it seems more entertaining than watching woodchucks chuck wood)?!
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