I need help with something...

If you have nothing to do, help me with this. If you find long or stupid stories offensive, leave now. Ready? Ok.

Ok, so I have two pet woodchucks and I went outside one day and they were loafing around. 3 days later, I went outside at exactly 7:32 PM and I see one of the woodchucks perk his ears up and start sniffing the ground. I shadowed it until we got to a forest. Immediately, he starts ripping all this bark off a tree and sniffing again. I continue to follow him until we reach a river, where to my surprise, I see the other woodchuck, arms and teeth chock-full of wood. Then, these two start chucking the wood into the river! I was a bit confused, so I left.

The next day, I go to school and we get a science experiment. The catch is: we have to find out how much wood a woodchuck can chuck if a woodchuck can chuck wood. Well, I know that they chuck the wood, obviously. But how do I figure out how much wood they really do chuck? They do it for hours at a time! So should I go and watch the woodchucks and see how much wood they can chuck if they can chuck wood (which, I already know that because they DO indeed chuck the wood that had previously been the topic of a question of whether or not woodchucks can chuck wood), OR should I give up trying to find out how much wood they chuck and instead go inside and watch Chuck (which I never watch but it seems more entertaining than watching woodchucks chuck wood)?!

If you have nothing to do, help me with this. If you find long or stupid stories offensive, leave now. >SonicSpeed360

[QUOTE="FragStains"]Your rambling question here is easily answered. Since you know they do chuck wood, and you were asked to find out how much wood they chuck, all you have to do is follow them when they go to chuck wood and observe, document, and analyze.SonicSpeed360

Ohhhhh....ok. You do know this is fake, right?

[QUOTE="SonicSpeed360"]

[QUOTE="FragStains"]Your rambling question here is easily answered. Since you know they do chuck wood, and you were asked to find out how much wood they chuck, all you have to do is follow them when they go to chuck wood and observe, document, and analyze.comp_atkins

Ohhhhh....ok. You do know this is fake, right?

[QUOTE="SonicSpeed360"]

[QUOTE="FragStains"]Your rambling question here is easily answered. Since you know they do chuck wood, and you were asked to find out how much wood they chuck, all you have to do is follow them when they go to chuck wood and observe, document, and analyze.comp_atkins

Ohhhhh....ok. You do know this is fake, right?

Because i'm THAT random. Chickens!

[QUOTE="SonicSpeed360"]If you have nothing to do, help me with this. If you find long or stupid stories offensive, leave now. >Nude_Dude

you know, like read the thing and find something stupid at the end.

[QUOTE="comp_atkins"][QUOTE="SonicSpeed360"]

Ohhhhh....ok. You do know this is fake, right?

FragStains

If I offended or angered you in any way, I apoligize. I kind of did it because I'm random, and kind of did it just because I felt like it. I did sort of warn that it would be stupid and long.

[QUOTE="FragStains"][QUOTE="comp_atkins"] then why'd you post it?SonicSpeed360

If I offended or angered you in any way, I apoligize. I kind of did it because I'm random, and kind of did it just because I felt like it. I did sort of warn that it would be stupid and long.

[QUOTE="SonicSpeed360"]

[QUOTE="FragStains"]I'd like to know as well. Why toy with my emotions?FragStains

If I offended or angered you in any way, I apoligize. I kind of did it because I'm random, and kind of did it just because I felt like it. I did sort of warn that it would be stupid and long.

Ok.