My dumpster

I love the average player score right now

The content of the reviews are always quite good, the number is more like pulled out of a hat and thrown on there so us gamers can whine like puppies. Wait, did titanfall just get a 9???? No freaking way. This means that goat simulator is at least a 13/10

The days of being wowed by pseudo realistic graphics are numbered, sort of like the goldfish to my right. Those things are doomed to be consumed

Why does titanfall make me want to snap into a slim Jim?

I wrote your post before you wrote it

It is the next COD

Dude the reviews are out! Did you see?

Watters is half android, half sheep who dreams about himself every night.

@mirage_so3 @Rotondi Don't like South Park, you're gonna have a bad time with this game.