Someone needs to tell them you don't protect somebodies freedoms by taking them away... It's the people who need to keep the Govt. in check not the other way around - Plus Gordon Brown will just use it to learn who isn't going to vote for him next election and then make them 'disappear' - so come next General election there should only be about 5 people in the UK - which will SERIOUSLY solve the nightmare that is getting onto the property ladder...
A few of mine are; Once i was walking home from college behind these two sexy girls, but because I had a cold I was breathing through my mouth making my lips dry. So I went to lick my lips and as I was doing it they turned around and I heard one of them say to the other 'Rapist'... Never been so ashamed.
Also I went around to fix my friend's dad's computer, and as I was crouching plugging all the connectors back into he back of the MoBo, he sat down and when I looked up his penis was peeking out of his shorts, which wouldn't really be embarresing for me except he caught me looking - I can never go back to hsi house now. :(
However,as some have said, we did make some errors, so just on a personal level I would just like to apologise for Jade Goodie, Heather Mills and maybe Robert Mugabe (in that order)... I hop you can forgive us... :(
Get naked, get a baseball bat and put on Marvin Gaye - Lets Get It On. Casually walk downstairs, bat in hand - find the room they are in and as they look from me to the bat i'll calmly say 'don't worry - this bat AINT for bludgeoning' as I hold up some I Can't Believe It's Not Butter.
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