How to Approach a Girl for Dummiesa guide on how to talk to the girl you like, written by a dummy for dummies.by the_foreign_guy[DISCLAIMER IN RED FONT: the_foreign_guy is not an expert in this field. He has no phD in talking to girls. Use the following advice at your own risk. the_foreign_guy is not responsible for any damages, physically and emotionally. Results may vary.] IntroductionThe influx of girl advice threads has driven me insane, so I decided to make a guide. Anyways, I created this guide for you, the average gamespot poster. Enjoy and use this at your own risk!Before You Begin...Remember that girls are human beings. They're not strange monsters or goddesses. They are completely approachable, try not to put them on a pedestal. Infact, do not try to think of them as objects that you can 'win' and 'collect' or 'catch 'em all.'The ApproachWant to know a secret? You want to know the best way to get that girl to be your girlfriend? Well, the answer is very simple. TALK TO HER!!! I cannot stress that enough. Talk to her, get to know her more. Let her to get know you more. Seroiusly, how can she like you if she doesn't even know you? Make direct eye contact, (that may be uncomfortable for you at first), but please do not look at her chest. What do you talk about? Talk about anything and everything that interests her. Girls love to talk, and girls love to talk about themselves. Ask her questions, but don't interrogate her. Just follow through and be interested in her. (You are interested, aren't you?) One conversation will lead to the next, and before you know it, you time will fly by. Talking is the very best way, and relationships cannot build without communication. Also, be yourself and DO NOT lie. Lying will get you in trouble in the long run. Just be honest.Girls like guys they can be comfortable with. Girls like guys who make them laugh and make the worse days seem good. You're saying to yourself, 'I can't be that guy, I just can't be.' That's your first mistake. You can be that guy, but you don't have the guts to do anything because you're too busy pitying yourself. Asking Her OutOnce you get to know her more, ask her out at your own discretion. You have nothing to lose. If she says no, you're back to normal being single again. If she says yes, then yay for you, you're in a relationship now. Take a chance. Remember, if she says no, it's not the end of the world even though it seems like it. There will be other girls, there always is. You guys reading this are most likely in high school or college. Serious relationships will happen later in life, and most high school relationships aren't very serious anyways. Don't worry about it!What? She said Yes!?!Good. Don't mess up. Don't be an idiot and cheat on her and later ask why she broke up with you. FAQQ. What is a girl?A. They are mythical creatures heard in legends. Q. Why should I take your advice?A. You shouldn't. Use it at your own risk. Q. But I'm not good looking enough. :cry:A. That's not even a question. And, you have no self-confidence. Besides, most girls are interested in personality more than looks. Looks is important, but not as important as personality.Q. Didn't you post this ages ago though? Or is it like updated or something?A. You mean this thread? Yes I did. I'm just sick of all these girl advice threads that I decided to do an update.TroubleshootingThe girl doesn't like me.Are you talking to her? Does she even know you exist? Talk to her.The girl still doesn't like me.Move on and forget about her.She always bothers me when I play my videogames.Spend some time with her. It's okay to take breaks for a while, but if you chronically avoid her, then you're not ready for a relationship.What Not To Do-Touch her shoulder.-Use the pickup line,'Say baby, you want to find a remote access point with me?'-Anything this guy tells you to do.Words of Wisdom from Other Usersmay I add my words of wisdom?[Warning, unformatted rantings of a caffinated brain]When people ask for relationship advice, the absolute most common response is 'just be yourself'And in my opinion... that is the absolute worst advice one could give. :| By 'just being myself' I have ended up not getting any dates, or any girls interested in me on a deep level for 20 years and some change.But what should the advice be that a questing relationship seeker gets. Well, I don't say 'just be yourself' I say 'be who you want to be'They seem quite similar, but are very different. In no way am I telling you to put on a false facade when around girls you're interested in. that's worse advice than JBY. I say 'be who you want to be' for one reason, and one reason only. Guys asking for relationship advice have been themselves the whole time.Be who you want to be. Essentially means:Ask yourself this question: If I were gay what traits would I like to find in a guy?Buff? Personable? Funny? Intelligent? Kind? etcPick 3-4 traits and then mold yourself in your day to day life to exemplify those traits.Want to be personable? talk to everyone you meet*Want to be funny? Make everyone you meet laugh*Want to be more knowledgeable about stuff? READ UP ON THINGS THAT ARE INTERESTINGWant to exemplify kindness? Volunteer.You know the drill.And the awesome thing about that, is not only can you use these ideas to pick up girls, you can use them in your every day life to great effect. Essentially what I'm trying to say is generally improve yourself and people (primarily girls) and opportunities (with said girls) will flock to you.'What the hell do the asterisks(for teh idortz out there this is an asterisk >*) mean?' Good question. The asterisks, if ...
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