Most unlikely F1 Newspaper headlines!!!!!!

James Allen's head explodes after Kipi, Blaze and Lewis hamilton are on the Podium for the Spanish GP and at the next race, Murray Walker is given his old job back. :D:Dkipi19

also, steve ryder and martin blundell get sacked for some reason, and are replaced by, Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond and James May :twisted: 

And They rave about the speed of the cars, whilst jeremy gets in a Spyker for each track and gives us a guided tour. :Pkipi19

hmm I think jeremy should do the gridwalk....imagine the questions:

to Massa: "so are you going to try to overtake or just follow him around all day?"

to Kubica: "WOW ur head is odd..."

to alonso: "maybe if you had 2 eyebrows you would drive faster"

to bernie or mosley: "why is this sport so boring" 

seriously he should..... 

McLaren turn Blaze down, but instead Blaze carries on his BMW sauber Career.kipi19

Asked about the dramtic incident the BMW driver said, "well, for sure, it is obviously a little bit dissapointing, but for sure ya know, BMW is obviously very strong, and for sure at the end of the day we obviously have alot of potential and for sure we will push 100% to beat them......obviously.

Looking forward to the Monaco GP. Blaze and Kipi, Drivers for BMW Sauber have said that they are looking forward to the challenge of the tight and twisty streets of Monte Carlo and hope to beat everyone down to the first corner.

 :P

Looking forward to the Monaco GP. Blaze and Kipi, Drivers for BMW Sauber have said that they are looking forward to the challenge of the tight and twisty streets of Monte Carlo and hope to beat everyone down to the first corner.

 :P

kipi19

Even the British beloved Hmilton???

Its another BMW 1-2 at the Monaco GP with Blaze taking the win and Kipi finishing 2nd. although Kipi does lead the table by 2 pts ahead of Blaze. the title is going to be a good fight.kipi19

Yup!!! You got your booty kicked!!!

[QUOTE="kipi19"]Its another BMW 1-2 at the Monaco GP with Blaze taking the win and Kipi finishing 2nd. although Kipi does lead the table by 2 pts ahead of Blaze. the title is going to be a good fight.The_Gabmaster

Yup!!! You got your booty kicked!!!

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:8)

[QUOTE="The_Gabmaster"]

[QUOTE="kipi19"]Its another BMW 1-2 at the Monaco GP with Blaze taking the win and Kipi finishing 2nd. although Kipi does lead the table by 2 pts ahead of Blaze. the title is going to be a good fight.BlaZe_irl

Yup!!! You got your booty kicked!!!

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:8)

And you win the WDC!!!! Kipi tried to take u ouy but did like in 1997!!!!

LMAO way to mess up the story gambit :lol:lol::lol:

at least we're keepin this thread lit! it goes: kipi-blaze-gab-kipi-blaze-gab for the past 20 posts :P

i'm liking this championship :Pkipi19

What? Ok then. After 2 races, both Kipi and Blaze are tied with 15 points.

Like that better?

LMAO way to mess up the story gambit :lol:lol::lol:

at least we're keepin this thread lit! it goes: kipi-blaze-gab-kipi-blaze-gab for the past 20 posts :P

BlaZe_irl

Looks like we are the brat pack of F1 addicts!!!!!

Honda will use Jenson and Barrichello with two rookie Malaysian driver starting at Monaco GP. The driver lineup is Khoo1992 and atlessky

Jenson: WT*?!

Barrichello: Well, It's time for me, I'm old 

Honda will use Jenson and Barrichello with two rookie Malaysian driver starting at Monaco GP. The driver lineup is Khoo1992 and atlessky

Jenson: WT*?!

Barrichello: Well, It's time for me, I'm old

Khoo1992

teamup and crush alonso car into pieces

Soldiers from U.S and Iraq landed at Indianapolis GP for war while most of the soldier are killed smacked by drivers

Hamilton:3 for me :)

Raikkonen:Not quite,i beat ur record by 17 8)

Alonso: Don't say it,they took me as hostage.HELP!!!!!

The_Gabmaster the pit babe makes more driver injured including the two newly signed Honda drivers even before the race start!!!Khoo1992

Did they fall for my charm???

Alonso decided to drift on the long corner in the Shanghai and ended up..he did it!!!

But in the end,everyone is off a few turns away including the Spykers,Aguri..everyone!! 

Ended up he finish last in every race with Spyker

Raikkonen and Massa sharing coffee in a drag race 

Ended up he finish last in every race with Spyker

Raikkonen and Massa sharing coffee in a drag race

atlessky

Kimi didn't realize it and hit atlessky 

[QUOTE="atlessky"]

Ended up he finish last in every race with Spyker

Raikkonen and Massa sharing coffee in a drag race

Khoo1992

Kimi didn't realize it and hit atlessky 

And Khoo!

all the F1 drivers goes to have some Pizza and order a lot of Pizza since there are so many people.

Alonso went to the toilet for some 'business' and when he came out,everyone left leaving him to pay the bill

Waiter:Sir,the bill is $xxxxxx

Alonso:Errrrrr.... 

Massa will be flawless from now on.cm_gamer-2

Followed by the whole Ferrari team

[QUOTE="cm_gamer-2"]Massa will be flawless from now on.Khoo1992

Followed by the whole Ferrari team

And they become the world champs!

Kimi Raikkonen fall in love with The_Gabmaster the pitbabeKhoo1992

Yay!!!! Im rich now!

[QUOTE="Khoo1992"]Kimi Raikkonen fall in love with The_Gabmaster the pitbabeThe_Gabmaster

Yay!!!! Im rich now!

 Gabmaster get 25 million dollars (half of Kimi's salary)

[QUOTE="The_Gabmaster"]

[QUOTE="Khoo1992"]Kimi Raikkonen fall in love with The_Gabmaster the pitbabeKhoo1992

Yay!!!! Im rich now!

Gabmaster get 25 million dollars (half of Kimi's salary)

But its illegal money...so here comes the cops 

[QUOTE="Khoo1992"][QUOTE="The_Gabmaster"]

[QUOTE="Khoo1992"]Kimi Raikkonen fall in love with The_Gabmaster the pitbabeatlessky

Yay!!!! Im rich now!

Gabmaster get 25 million dollars (half of Kimi's salary)

But its illegal mone

...so here comes the cops 

And I seduce them!\!!!!

[QUOTE="atlessky"][QUOTE="Khoo1992"][QUOTE="The_Gabmaster"]

[QUOTE="Khoo1992"]Kimi Raikkonen fall in love with The_Gabmaster the pitbabeThe_Gabmaster

Yay!!!! Im rich now!

Gabmaster get 25 million dollars (half of Kimi's salary)

But its illegal mone

...so here comes the cops

And I seduce them!\!!!!

You bribe them with 2 million dollars, you still rich!!! 

[QUOTE="The_Gabmaster"][QUOTE="atlessky"][QUOTE="Khoo1992"][QUOTE="The_Gabmaster"]

[QUOTE="Khoo1992"]Kimi Raikkonen fall in love with The_Gabmaster the pitbabeKhoo1992

Yay!!!! Im rich now!

Gabmaster get 25 million dollars (half of Kimi's salary)

But its illegal mone

...so here comes the cops

And I seduce them!\!!!!

You bribe them with 2 million dollars, you still rich!!! 

What sick twist will hapeen for me nextime?

Next time, Gab, you need to, Take Bernie's money!!!Khoo1992

DONT EVEN THINK ABOUT IT!!!!!

[QUOTE="Khoo1992"]Next time, Gab, you need to, Take Bernie's money!!!The_Gabmaster

DONT EVEN THINK ABOUT IT!!!!!

Ok...who's Bernie?? 

[QUOTE="The_Gabmaster"]

[QUOTE="Khoo1992"]Next time, Gab, you need to, Take Bernie's money!!!atlessky

DONT EVEN THINK ABOUT IT!!!!!

Ok...who's Bernie??

As an F1 watcher, you don't know who is he? You can consider yourself a noob!!! 

[QUOTE="atlessky"][QUOTE="The_Gabmaster"]

[QUOTE="Khoo1992"]Next time, Gab, you need to, Take Bernie's money!!!Khoo1992

DONT EVEN THINK ABOUT IT!!!!!

Ok...who's Bernie??

As an F1 watcher, you don't know who is he? You can consider yourself a n**b!!! 

[QUOTE="atlessky"][QUOTE="The_Gabmaster"]

[QUOTE="Khoo1992"]Next time, Gab, you need to, Take Bernie's money!!!Khoo1992

DONT EVEN THINK ABOUT IT!!!!!

Ok...who's Bernie??

As an F1 watcher, you don't know who is he? You can consider yourself a noob!!!

Of course I'm a noob,I started watching and playing F1 at 2005 while you started watching at '99