Most unlikely F1 Newspaper headlines!!!!!!

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#201 cm_gamer-2
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A new track thats not designed by Tilke.
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#202 BlaZe_irl
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coka colaf1, fanta-racing and pepsif1 all join F1 in 2008.
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#203 KimisApprentice
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Rover-Mini decide to make an F1 Challenger!!
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#204 BlaZe_irl
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Rover-Mini decide to make an F1 Challenger!!KimisApprentice
rover-mini 2008 WCC :P
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#205 KimisApprentice
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New members into the F1 Losers club include Jacques Villeneuve and Juan Pablo Montoya.
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In a bid to make F1 more "green", Engines are replaced by elastic bands.

THIS JUST IN: Ferrari are accused of having a 'super stretchy' elastic band by the other teams, FIA denies and deems legal.

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#207 KimisApprentice
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:D:D Renault Disqualified for use of a Mass elastics band and BMW Sauber under investigation for flexi elastic bands.
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#208 BlaZe_irl
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:D:D Renault Disqualified for use of a Mass elastics band and BMW Sauber under investigation for flexi elastic bands.KimisApprentice

 lol...

Alonso's elastic band fails on the last lap of the final race handing kimi the WDC 8)

AND.........

In a bid to reduce first corner pile-ups, the FIA have introduced a new 'lauch control'....each car is lauched by a giant catapult passed the first corner once the race starts

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#209 cm_gamer-2
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President Bush says Max Mosley has got 24 hours to give up his plans for F1 destruction.
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#210 KimisApprentice
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Mosley and Eccelstone declare war on the USA
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Mosley and Eccelstone say declaration of war is because: "the USA have dampers of mass acceleration"

Due to strained resources, ALL elastic bands from F1 engines have been removed and put into the war effort. Engines will now be powered by plastic bands, provided by ASDA.

 Sato is also being rumoured to be training kamikaze pilots.

:D

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#212 KimisApprentice
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Ide fails Sato Kamikaze acadamey
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#213 cm_gamer-2
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Michael Schumacher wins title without competing.
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#214 KimisApprentice
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24 Person tie for 2008 Title due to FIA interferance.
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#215 BlaZe_irl
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BIll gates buys F1. He said, "My son wanted a scalectrix for christmas"
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BIll gates buys F1. He said, "My son wanted a scalectrix for christmas" BlaZe_irl

LOL, in addition; Ecclestone buys Bill Gates.

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#217 aloushi87
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WOW, even after all this time this topic is still active!
I think that it deserves re-sticking! ;)

Also, this topic iwll be added to the resource thread!

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#218 cm_gamer-2
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WOW, even after all this time this topic is still active!
I think that it deserves re-sticking! ;)

Also, this topic iwll be added to the resource thread!

aloushi87

You're to kind :D

Bernie Ecclestone and Endemol announce F1 reality show. Eddie Irvine to host.
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#219 kipi19
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A Formula one version of Big Brother has been launched, with Max Mosley and a few members of the GPDA to be some of the housemates.
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#220 Rusje
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Christian Albers wins 2007 title.. because every-ones else is disepeared, FIA thinks Albers is a wizzard
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#221 kipi19
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Ferrari change their colour scheme to aqua blue. :D
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#222 toptopgun
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i become a driver 4 a top team infact anyteam
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F1 to be powered by new Tenacious D Rocket sauce More powerful than ordinary rocket sauces
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Davidson picks up an unusual taste for crashing into opponents, Sato blamed

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#225 cm_gamer-2
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US GP to switch from Indianapolis to Talladega.
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#226 BlaZe_irl
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Alonso gets sacked from Mclaren for sneezing in the general direction of Ron Dennis. Dennis claimed it was verbal abuse.
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BREAKING NEWS!

All F1 cars will now be painted in pink, and tires will be red! :D :D

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#228 kimi_da_iceman2
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Kimi gets drunk and sleeps with Schumacher's wife, Ferrari sack him!
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#229 cm_gamer-2
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Spyker remains unsold for 5 years running.
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#230 KimisApprentice
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This just in! McDonalds to produce outlets in the paddock of ALL F1 venues. This is in reply to the use of Bio-Diesel as fuel, a McDonalds spokesman is saying that they will most certainly be running the cars and all the pit crew off their oil.
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#231 BlaZe_irl
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Asked why he chose the colours for the new reno livery, the designer said, "im colourblind"
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This just in! McDonalds to produce outlets in the paddock of ALL F1 venues. This is in reply to the use of Bio-Diesel as fuel, a McDonalds spokesman is saying that they will most certainly be running the cars and all the pit crew off their oil.KimisApprentice

Montoya signed as leading driver. Salary detail: Montoya gets one happy meal for every point a scores.
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#233 KimisApprentice
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This Just in Montoya no longer able to fit in the car after his first win! And in other news, Super Aguri announce they are the team to beat this season!
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#234 Khoo1992
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Bernie: "There might be a race where driver drive throung slippery F1 track and hit the barriers"
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This Just In: "Max Mosely has been strapped to a F1 and tied to the rear, and will be taken Monaco at full racing speeds"
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#236 KimisApprentice
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Max Mosely un scared after said Monaco exurtion. "The car didnt go very fast" He has said. Monaco dropped from the F1 calender due to high speed excessive overtaking safety issues.
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#237 cm_gamer-2
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No retirements in Melbourne.
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#238 kipi19
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Safety Car Doesn't make an apperance on track at Melbourne
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#239 BlaZe_irl
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overtaking at melbourne......
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#240 KimisApprentice
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No one wins in Melbourne.
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#241 BlaZe_irl
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honda win at melbourne :P *runs*
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#242 KimisApprentice
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All Ferrari engines explode violently in Melbourne parade lap.
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#243 BlaZe_irl
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win decided by snowball fight, at melbourne of course.........dont ask lol
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#244 kipi19
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At pit stops in melbourne, Drivers will required to get out of their cars and the water slide down the pit lane and then get back in the car and go :D

(don't ask, i just felt like being random) :P
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#245 KimisApprentice
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Drivers have a Le Mans style start running through a croc infested pool though.
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#246 BlaZe_irl
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Drivers have a Le Mans style start running through a croc infested pool though.KimisApprentice
.....while blind folded and tied to their teamm8 :D
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#247 homer1492
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jordan makes reappearence in f1 and wins every Grand prix with Alan Prost.
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#248 formula1racer
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Kyle Petty joining formula one
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#249 cm_gamer-2
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Honda will beat Super Aguri tomorrow.
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#250 Redders1989
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MOSELY: "There's too much overtaking in Formula 1. We need to cut it down!"