Most unlikely F1 Newspaper headlines!!!!!!

Michael Schumacher get pwned by a Toro Rosso on track, and afterwards beats up Scott Speed, :Dkipi19

I would pay to see that fight.

F1's first hell in a cell match. In the red corner the hot headed 7 time world champion Michael Schumacher. IN the blue corner the young upstart Scott Speed. Will experience or youth prevail?? Find Out on October 22 after the Brazilian GP. The undercard includes Max Mosley v. Flavio Briatore. Only 19.95 and only on pay-per-view.

[QUOTE="kipi19"]Michael Schumacher get pwned by a Toro Rosso on track, and afterwards beats up Scott Speed, :Dicrackedtheaces

I would pay to see that fight.

F1's first hell in a cell match. In the red corner the hot headed 7 time world champion Michael Schumacher. IN the blue corner the young upstart Scott Speed. Will experience or youth prevail?? Find Out on October 22 after the Brazilian GP. The undercard includes Max Mosley v. Flavio Briatore. Only 19.95 and only on pay-per-view.

Sounds fun, but why don't we stick Fernando in there instead of Scott :D

Sounds fun, but why don't we stick Fernando in there instead of Scott :D

kipi19

You could stick anybody against Schumacher and I would pay to see it.

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Michael Schumacher get pwned by a Toro Rosso on trackkipi19

Did get pwned by them in Melbourne during the first part of the race.

Micheal Schumacher voted most cheatless driver of all time :XDkipi19

Ferrari offer bribes to FIA president Aloushi87kipi19

Formula one becomes a happiness playground thanks to Aloushi's Desicion

so....ah aloushi......since ur the err...new F1 president n stuff......can i have an F1 team? and maybe a track or 2...monza and silverstone please :DBlaZe_irl

er.........is that enough? cmon silverstone cant be worth more than that :lol:

er.........is that enough? cmon silverstone cant be worth more than that :lol:

BlaZe_irl

Blaze_irl and Aloushi87 are prosecuted by the CIA and MI6 for illigal tampering of the Formula one championship and selling of venues across the world!!!!!!!!!!!!

Blaze_irl and Aloushi87 are prosecuted by the CIA and MI6 for illigal tampering of the Formula one championship and selling of venues across the world!!!!!!!!!!!!

kipi19

Reporters asking "excuse me, Aloushi what do you have to say for yourself"

Reporters asking "excuse me, Aloushi what do you have to say for yourself"

kipi19

With Aloushi and Blaze in Custody of the CIA and MI6, its up to the supreme court of formula one fans, to what punishment they shall facekipi19

Hang on....., you never actually agreed terms with aloushi to buy silverstone

Blaze has been released from custody and as of today is a free man, (how long for)

I wonder what awaits the fate of Aloushi

After attacking Schumacher, Renault and Fisichella; Alonso attacks himself ! :lol:aloushi87

He punishes himself by growing his signature goatee, and then slams himself again for the goatee.

Hang on....., you never actually agreed terms with aloushi to buy silverstone

Blaze has been released from custody and as of today is a free man, (how long for)

I wonder what awaits the fate of Aloushi

kipi19

although Aloushi is not a free-man, he is still being watched by the CIA and MI6