Most unlikely F1 Newspaper headlines!!!!!!

[QUOTE="Khoo1992"][QUOTE="atlessky"][QUOTE="The_Gabmaster"]

[QUOTE="Khoo1992"]Next time, Gab, you need to, Take Bernie's money!!!atlessky

DONT EVEN THINK ABOUT IT!!!!!

Ok...who's Bernie??

As an F1 watcher, you don't know who is he? You can consider yourself a noob!!!

Of course I'm a noob,I started watching and playing F1 at 2005 while you started watching at '99 

Did u see the pic?

Haha, the first F1 watcher that don't know FIA!!!:lol:Khoo1992

Well we should get a text to tell him who he his!!!!

[QUOTE="Khoo1992"]Haha, the first F1 watcher that don't know FIA!!!:lol:The_Gabmaster

Well we should get a text to tell him who he his!!!! 

Sure,get me a text...but make it short ;) 

[QUOTE="The_Gabmaster"]

[QUOTE="Khoo1992"]Haha, the first F1 watcher that don't know FIA!!!:lol:atlessky

Well we should get a text to tell him who he his!!!!

Sure,get me a text...but make it short ;)

go www.wikipedia.org, it will help you:D 

Yes I know him already.....:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:Datlessky

Good!!! Now can we get back to off-topic headlines???

MOSLEY: Kipi's 93 metres in front was disrupting Hamilton's airflow, making Lewis slower, so I had to listen to ITV's complaints and penalise Kipi for ruining Hamilton's lap.

Latest updates suggest James Allen is screaming his head off in excitement that Hamilton moves up one place on the grid after qualifying due to th penalty.

MOSLEY: Kipi's 93 metres in front was disrupting Hamilton's airflow, making Lewis slower, so I had to listen to ITV's complaints and penalise Kipi for ruining Hamilton's lap.

Latest updates suggest James Allen is screaming his head off in excitement that Hamilton moves up one place on the grid after qualifying due to th penalty.

Redders1989

Oh my god!!!!!! Hes 7!!!!! Get the beer out cuz its party town tonite!!!!!!

Gamer about to win his first race ever in monaco....TROUBLE GAMER BLOWS THE ENGINE IN THAT RENAULT AND HIS CAR PARKS IN THE LAST HAIRPIN SIMILAR TO MICHAEL SCHUMACHER DID LAST YEAR DURING QUALIFYING!!!

Michael Schumacher:*Watching race at home* RIPOFF!!!

AND OUT OF THE LAST TURN SOMEONE TAKES THE LEAD IT'S...................

Gamer about to win his first race ever in monaco....TROUBLE GAMER BLOWS THE ENGINE IN THAT RENAULT AND HIS CAR PARKS IN THE LAST HAIRPIN SIMILAR TO MICHAEL SCHUMACHER DID LAST YEAR DURING QUALIFYING!!!

Michael Schumacher:*Watching race at home* RIPOFF!!!

AND OUT OF THE LAST TURN SOMEONE TAKES THE LEAD IT'S...................

Gamer3241

Me!!!!!!!

and followed by ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Khoo1992

I wonder if that will be the final result of our 1st BATracer race!!!

[QUOTE="Khoo1992"]and followed by ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!The_Gabmaster

I wonder if that will be the final result of our 1st BATracer race!!!

Hope so!!! :) 

[QUOTE="The_Gabmaster"]

[QUOTE="Khoo1992"]and followed by ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Khoo1992

I wonder if that will be the final result of our 1st BATracer race!!!

Hope so!!! :) 

Its gonna be like my 10th race!!!! Im not hoping too much!!!!

Michael Schumacher Claims responsibility for Kimi's retirement

Upon this claim, all media wanted to know why he did it. The 7-Time World Champion stated: "I had to do it, Luca was desperate to get rid of me, I rigged his room and he said "I gotta get rid of that old guy... I need Kimi in his place" so what better way to show up at the Spanish GP, making everyone think I'm there to see what's happened since I left, and sabotage Kimi's car for revenge?"

Michael Schumacher Claims responsibility for Kimi's retirement

Upon this claim, all media wanted to know why he did it. The 7-Time World Champion stated: "I had to do it, Luca was desperate to get rid of me, I rigged his room and he said "I gotta get rid of that old guy... I need Kimi in his place" so what better way to show up at the Spanish GP, making everyone think I'm there to see what's happened since I left, and sabotage Kimi's car for revenge?"

Redders1989

I think that is the best unlikely news I have heard!!!

Alonso was crying like a baby after Lewis Hamilton overtook the WDC leadKhoo1992

:lol: did you look at his face after the race :lol: priceless , he finnaly found his match ..............in his own team :lol: . 

Kimi Raikkonen finally reveals why he never wants to take advice from Schumi!

"I thought I could do well without his advice, but after the Spanish GP I thought that maybe I should turn to him for advice now I am behind in the championship. All he told me was "just be like me. Think like I would". Sadly, my only problem was after the Spanish GP came Monaco Qualifying, so thinking like him really didn't pay off for me. Never again am I going to listen to him."

We believe this is what he said, it was hard to gain a proper quote though. After all, it is Kimi...

BREAKING NEWS: ITV have fired James Allen & Martin Brundle from the commentary team, with Blaze & Redders to replace them with immediate effect. ITV claimed simply that the old pair "sucked, and made too many mistakes", so the new pairing have been signed in. Aloushi & Kipi replace Steve Ryder & Mark Blundell in an attempt to cut down the term "Lewis Hamilton" being used too often during a race weekend.

Louise Goodman & Ted Kravitz remain on the team, but only on the basis the "L-H" phrase is not used by them every 5 seconds that they're on air talking to depressed drivers.

Earlier today, Louise Goodman caught up with Nigel Stepney to get his comments on the espionage

Louise: So nigel, you have been accused of sabotage, your career in F1 is over, and is reputation is dented. Anything you would like to add

Nigel: No comm-

Louise: Unlucky..what are your opinions on lewis' pole?

Louise has been consequently sacked, due to breaking the rules set down by ITV's new crew. She has been replaced by yuji ide

This makes no sense, cus last i looked we were Drivers for BMW and winning the WCC and Level on points for the WDC, so now we have to report whilst driving?

bit of a hard job don't you think :lol:

This makes no sense, cus last i looked we were Drivers for BMW and winning the WCC and Level on points for the WDC, so now we have to report whilst driving?

bit of a hard job don't you think :lol:

kipi19

You've got Blundell's job, so you have to do the build-up to the race whilst getting ready for the race yourself :S I'm sure you'll find a way to do it :P

Louise has been consequently sacked, due to breaking the rules set down by ITV's new crew. She has been replaced by yuji ide

BlaZe_irl

YUJI IDE'S FIRST INTERVIEW, WITH KIMI RAIKKONEN:

YUJI: *Incoherent Japanese*
KIMI: *Incoherent Mubmling*

Well, I feel that's a good interview there...

This makes no sense, cus last i looked we were Drivers for BMW and winning the WCC and Level on points for the WDC, so now we have to report whilst driving?

bit of a hard job don't you think :lol:

kipi19

yeh well its a long story.....:lol:

JUST IN: The FIA transcriptist (?) has been found dead after trying to translate the Ide/Raikkonen interview. Such a feet as never been tried before, and the transcriptist has received the Medal of Honor for bravery

Kipi: I think its gonna be a close qualifying session, i mean the BMWs are super fast and quick, and we are the best after all, but we also have to look at the other teams for a brief second

*brief second*

Aloushi: Well, i'm sure we'll be in for a great race today.

Michael Schumacher becomes FIA president after Max mosely after 2009 and makes all the rules invalid, and the only rule is , Destruction Derbykipi19

SCHUMI: If any driver needs assistance with how to push other drivers off, they only need ask me...

Louise Goodman: "Ron, Mclaren may be in quite a bit of trouble here, thoughts?"

Dennis: At first, it would app-

Louise: And how is Lewis dealing with the crisis?

Dennis: Lewis is-

Louise: ....and how is lewis' dad dealing with it?

NEWS JUST IN: Ralf Schumacher given McLaren drive alongside Lewis Hamilton!

Dennis was reported to have been delighted that he "finally got Schumacher to drive for (McLaren)!". When he was noted that it was Ralf instead of Michael, Ron apparently kicked down a toliet door in the McLaren garages.

raikkonen storms back from 17 point defecit with 2 races left to win wdc.. oh wait..

Montoya partners Hamilton at McLaren in 2008!

Michael Schumacher returns in a Renault.

Michael Schumacher returns in a Renault.

DC: We here at Red Bull have announced that from now on our cars will be running on delicious Red Bull.

MW:MMMMMMmmmmm...

DC:And we have a new sponsor, LUCOZADE BABY!

Ron Dennis sacks Lewis Hamilton!

Father says: Lewis is a loser. I will never come to a race again!