[QUOTE="imnotwhite"][QUOTE="metalsamurai"][QUOTE="imnotwhite"]Never thought about that.....but at least the ladies love me!
Pimpin aint easy but a diamond ring and a trick will never freeze me!
Plus I can have kids and i have other evil villians to play with
Come on Vaati lets go kill each other!
Vaati: Obnoxious bastard! I shall steal this triforce ressurect ganon and........oh lunch time!
metalsamurai
I have a phantom! Do you have a phantom? Sure, you have Dark Link, but is he on your side? NO! Also: My horse is cooler, I'm King of Evil and Thieves (what are you king of? Bad hair? I bet that's why you wear that pointy cap!), I have loyal minions (you have a fairy that shouts in your ear), and I can turn into a huge monster!
But the ladies love me! and i have the aid of the sheikah THE SHEIKAH FOOL! and my hair isnt bad i washed it a while ago! .............at least i can use a fairy for when i get my ass kicked! IM THE HERO OF FRICKIN TIME AND FRICKIN WIND! AND IM IN MORE GAMES THAN YOU FOOL! I KNOW EVILER PEOPLE THAN YOU! Have you ever turned the princess to stone? i dont think so! And plus i dont need a phantom i can kick ass like you wouldnt belive! I also have the power of light! I have a Frickin statue of me! and at least i dont go getting stabbed in the head! WW* One more thing when you turn into a demon ou just become ten times uglier when i turn into a wolf everyone wants me as a pet! And at least i can bite your mailman and read your mail! YOU SEND ZELDA LOVE LETTERS BUT DOES SHE WRITE YOU BACK YOU'LL NEVER KNOW BECAUSE I GOT YOUR MAIL! AND I HAVE FRIENDS! Are you surrounded by women? The gerudo? No you ran from them to try to rule the world with demons! and zombies! That doesnt sound pimpin to me!
I dont have the triforce of power but i got the triforce of pimpin in me!
Well...I come from the harsh, unforgiving desert so I was made tough! Where're you from? A cute little forest where happy butterflies frolic in the groves! Awww? Isn't that adorable? Besides, my magic is so strong I can pound the floor loose and make the whole place collapse! Also, I have a really big pet bird, an alter ego that works in Hyrule Castle, an entire realm under my control, and if something does happen to me, my loyal mothers Twinrova will find a way to bring me back.About the Zelda thing: I have e-mail, so I get all my messages from Zelda on the computer! Get with the times!
So what!?I have wisdom,and both you and link are always having epic battles just for me!I got a steady kingdom with people,and I´m not some king of evil who only rules in an abandoned castle!I have servants,and shops,and everything,while you only have an organ,some two mothers(Sounds like something sick happened)and a pig form.Furthermore,I can become Shiek,so i don´t have the weakness of a girl nor the ones from a man...
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