'Twas the week before Xmas, and all through Gamespot, Johnny was swanning round in a dress (looking hot).

When out in the newsroom, there was a loud shout, "I don't f*cking know what to make this video about!"

Johnny flounced through the hallways, hurdling desks (it's hard in a maxi, he had to hike up his dress).

As he jumped he clipped Sebby (with his balls to the head), Johnny arrived in the newsroom where poor Martin did fret.

"Whats the problem, old man?" Johnny did say, and Martin replied "Stop hiking your dress, put your balls away."

"I've been given this task of making a show, but I've got no f*cking idea how it should go!"

Johnny pondered a moment, a plan in his mind. "We could both do a show, with our energy combined!"

Martin nodded his agreement, his face lit with glee! "It's only half the work, you're a genius Johnny!"

So the two toiled long, drinking lager from cans, they'd do their best to take the piss out of the fans.

It all came together, the swearing and songs. Even Danny joined in with his impersonations.

The voiceover complete, awkward thumbs up at the end, Martin attached it to an email and left clicked on send.

With the work all finished in the editing hub, Johnny slipped on his heels and sashayed off to the pub.

I didn't find this as funny as the last few, but at least it was better than last weeks House of Horrors. Cheers guys, and Merry Generic Holiday Period!

Between this, and Star Citizen, next year is going to be sweeeeeeet for Space based games.

The way I race, I see a lot of trees up close and personal. When I smash a $300k sports car, I want the tree I am wrapped around to look sweet.

How much money would I pay for an HD remake of GT2. Probably like, $60US or something. Which is 60 more than I will pay for this.

@CUDGEdave 'tis but a barren wasteland

@aloufika @RicanV @Inlex He's gone to the heathen colonies to spread the word of Guinness.

@blackpuddytat @nait2k4 You call that a spoon? THIS is a spoon *holds out a fork*

Okay, after actually playing this for about 3 hours, I have come to the conclusion that I was wrong. Liking Democracy 3 does not predispose you to liking this. In fact, its a waste of money. Really, truly not entertaining :(

@bbq_R0ADK1LL @snova9308 Oh snap.