2014? They gotta be having a giraffe, that's fucking ages, hope they're not going all 'Valve' on us and just taking so long that we give up waiting

It's as if Ken Levine has read my mind, fuckin awesome, can't come soon enough

Despite having both consoles and a PC I've always been primarily a 360 gamer yet I find myself undecided on the new generation and am yet to pre-order either. I'm not sure what I'm waiting for really, I can only guess that the whole 180 turn MS did has given me doubts about the functionality of the XBoxOne and suppose I'm waiting to see what it's like once released. I do know that I much prefer Sony's approach to the next gen by simply making a games machine, all that hand swipe and voice recognition shit on the new XBox does not interest me in the slightest, a power button and a joypad always worked for me and the way I see it all that other bollocks that I don't want just pushes the price up. Time will tell I guess, I'll probably end up buying both anyhow just like last time

Eternal Darkness was proper weird, not sure I can be arsed with a modern polished version eventhough the kids WiiU's pretty much just collecting dust at the moment

Think they made my iPhone 5 on a friday towards the end of their shift cos it's a piece of shit, I want to smash it to pieces half the time but know I'll regret being without a phone so put up with it

Cancelled my pre-order based on the shit reviews it was getting, don't regret my choice

Looks massive

I wished the animals would have fucked off half the time, I'm sneaking up on some dude and then I get jumped by a cat or an angry pig, spoiling my stealth kill and instead making me beat up wildlife

Not a fan, all that warbling gets on my tits

So 500 quid then I imagine