OH MAN DO I HAVE STORIES. As soon as I'm done my exams for this semester, I'm going to write an enormous blog full of all the annoying things my roommate has done. Here's a little sample:
I made a small effort to start talking to him at the start of the semester but didn't get much feedback, so we just don't talk. We'll say hi if we pass each other in the halls, but as of late we've just stoped acknowledging each other's existance entirely. I take solace in the fact that he is studying teaching, but will never have the social skills to be successful at the job.
- He studders and whines on the phone like a whiny **** for hours each night.
- He breathes REAL LOUD, even when he's just sitting there. Like, this kid is gonna have a coronary at any minute. I don't breathe as loud as he does even after I've walked up 4 flights of stairs. Imagine Darth Vader but natural.
- Water all over the bathroom counter whenever he washes his hands. Not a few sprinkles, I mean puddles. I don't know how he gets SO MUCH water on the counter, I tried purposefully dumping a handful of water and it didn't create nearly as much.
- Little toilet paper joints everywhere, I don't know how these even get created.. they are little rolled up pieces of toilet paper and scraps of toilet paper. Like 5 will build up in a week between me cleaning. Is he too fat to bend over and pick these up?
- Randomly leaves cupboard doors hanging wide open. GOD DAMMIT IS IT THAT HARD TO CLOSE THEM?
- I am the only one that cleans. He has taken the garbage out like twice this year, I clean the toilet and whole bathroom every single week.
THE "WTF" OCD STUFF
- This kid has 3 or 4 rolls of toilet paper on the go at once. There are 2 almost-gone toilet paper rolls that just sit under the sink for months, I dunno if he's too fat to reach them or what the deal is.
- HE GOES THROUGH A DOZEN ROLLS A WEEK. Not an overstatement. I don't know how. I will empty the garbage and go to sleep and it's empty, the next morning there are 4 empty rolls in the trash.
- He has 2 or 3 bottles of water on the go at any given time in the side of the fridge door. Max I've seen was 5 opened bottles at once. And he doesn't just take it and just drink it in his room like a normal person. He will take it out of the fridge, take one drink, and put it back.
- He's had an energy drink can that the bookstore gave out free to everyone the first week of September, still sitting in the back of the fridge taking up space.
- I don't know if he doesn't sleep, or sleeps with the light on. I'll go to bed at like 2 am and his light is still on, wake up early at 7 to do my laundry and i still see the light under his door. Then some nights the light is off so WTF.
- He doesn't shower at a normal time like morning/night, he will shower at random times like 5 pm. I always hear the toilet flush while the showeris running, always.
Things I Am Grateful For:
- He doesn't pee all over the toilet or floor, and there is never poo skids left in the toilet
- He hasn't taken any of my food that I know of
- He doesn't drink/party and rarely has people over
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