Gabe-a the Hut is just upset he doesn't have Princess Leia in her slave girl outfit to keep him company. ;)

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ughhhhh, I just read the Jeff's review. It was about as enjoyable as a rocksalt enema, terrible. Jeff writes with the flare and eloquence of an instruction manual.

I love reading BioShock reviews because of the wonderfully expressive writing this game seems to inspire. You must read the reviews from Eurogamer, Game Informer, 1up, IGN, and Gamespy, they do a great job of capturing the passion and exitement of BioShock. I've read every single one of its reviews and I have noticed that the reviews with boring, least vivid (Gamespot and Team Xbox) writing style gave BioShock its lowest scores. Maybe this speaks to the appeal of Bioshock, will it apeal to everyone or to just those whom appreciate more esoteric entertainment? Will it sell as well as halo 3? Only time will tell but I have a feeling that BioShock will have a lasting impact on gaming and forever influence the way stories are told.

hmmmm... this is close one. I think MGS will score the lowest of the five but I'm actually looking forward to it flopping so I can own all the cows who blindly hype a B-movie level AA game AAA. I'll have to pick Halo 3, after Halo 2's horrible story I've completely washed my hands of this series. GTA, MP, and FF will be pretty good, these games deserve the hype they're receiving.

ahem... when will hermits realize that the 360 and PC are on the same team?