Being partly Jewish, I had to stop playing after the only way to regain health was to eat a hot dog.

Also, this:

http://uk.gamespot.com/users/Krogan_Ballet/show_blog_entry.php?topic_id=m-100-26019853

http://uk.gamespot.com/users/Krogan_Ballet/show_blog_entry.php?topic_id=m-100-26019853

Being partly Jewish myself, I stopped playing shortly after the baptism scene when a heretic offered me a hot dog.

Also, this:

http://uk.gamespot.com/users/Krogan_Ballet/show_blog_entry.php?topic_id=m-100-26019853

This woman clearly has no idea what she's talking about. Which makes me want to sky-hook her in the face.

Nice one for being the voice of reason. I'm not a fan of EA by any means, but EA could send guys round to take a steaming shit on everyone in this comment sections console and it still wouldn't be a patch on what some of these other companies have done. It's a hobby, it's not a requirement like financial security. All this does is cement the view of gamers as whiny, reactionary children.

I'm sure there are plenty of small business owners, having had their livelihoods crippled by Wal-Mart, thinking "Well, it could be worse. I could have bought a weapon skin from those EA bastards."

http://uk.gamespot.com/users/Krogan_Ballet/show_blog_entry.php?topic_id=m-100-26018353

Here's my attempt. Some really great entries so far, enjoyed reading them. Roll on next week so I can actually afford to play the game!!

The black screen is actually a statement on the futility of war, forcing the player to stare into the abyss of their own soul. Kojima, you've done it again you transgressive genius!

The tank warned me about this. Each dialogue choice is going to be a microtransaction.

@TaoranPrince @Krogan_Ballet @g1rldraco7 I've deleted the link because I want to rewrite my entry. The baby punching still stands.