[QUOTE="Jrodsly"]

[QUOTE="KFrandsen2"]i like the brady and eli part haha, a little excessive though lolKFrandsen2

I might have tried too hard with that part of it.

haha i dont like brady at all so it was funny to me so i didn't mind

well, being funny is what i try to do.

i like the brady and eli part haha, a little excessive though lolKFrandsen2

I might have tried too hard with that part of it.

(100th Freecreditreport.com commercial finishes)

And we're back! (applause) Now, before we give out the next award, it's time to announce the winner of the raffle for this Ford Mustang GT500(that i actually paid for this time)! Karen, bring out the ticket-barrel-thingy! (Karen brings out the ticket-barrel-thingy) Alright, good luck everyone! The winning number is......... 3-7-2! Who has it?
Espurrs: That's me! I won!
Anyone?
Espurrs: Dude, I WON!
Hmmmm, looks like no one has 3-7-2. Sorry!
Espurrs: JROD, YOU BETTER GIVE ME THAT CAR OR I'LL STEAL YOURS!
You shouldn't have said "Life. End it." Security!
Espurrs: NO!!! I'M AN OFFICER, DARN IT!
Right, the real winner is......... 3-9-1!
JackBurton: ALRIGHT!
Espurrs: WHAT?! JROD, I WILL KILL YOU........ (voice fades as security carries him out)
Phew. Glad that's over with. So, Jack, come on up and drive off in your new Mustang!
JackBurton: Thanks, bro.
(Karen whispers into Jrod's ear)
It appears that I have a second winner(and a second Mustang)! That winner is...... 3-1-4!
HT: Yes!
Congrats, HumanTorch, you also win a Mustang GT500!
JackBurton: Good job, dude!
HT: Thanks, Jrod and Jack!
Np. Time for a Union award.

Most Opinionated member
Jrod, Espurrs, JackBurton, speedjunkie

These 4 people have distinguished themselves as the most opinionated members of the union this year, but only one can win. That person is...........

ESPURRS! Oh wait. He got carried off. No matter, I'll just mail him the trophy and I'll accept it for him!
Jrod imatating Espurrs: DONT BE HATING VY! HE WENT TO TEXAS! JOEY HARRINGTON IS A BUST!
Jk, Espurrs. You are cool. I'm just pulling ur leg. alrighty. We'll take another break. Roll the tape!

(random game footage starts playing)

As a David Carr supporter, I'm not sure I'm allowed to have a valid opinion on Joey Harrington.wallymartin

You are the leader. You can do anything!

Life. End it. Espurs117

So, you are telling me to kill myself?

(applause)

Thank you, thank you! (applause still going) Come on, you can stop now. (still going) STOP! (stops) Thank you. Now, as you may have noticed, I decided to take a break over the last couple of weeks to work on some projects(this being one of them). Just like last year, I will have League awards, Union awards, and parody awards. This year however, I will also feature gaming awards. First up, to present the awards for "Best Rookie", here's last years winner, Devin Hester! (applause)

Best Rookie:
Adrian Peterson, Steve Smith(Giants), Trent Edwards, Jon Beason

Devin: Every year, hundreds of rookies get their NFL careers underway(most of the time warming up benches. Yes, Jamarcus Russell, I'm talking to you!), but these four have gotten off on the right foot, like I did last year. And the winner is......

who else? ADRIAN PETERSON! Come on up, AP!

Adrian: Thanks, Jrod. I would like to thank the 5 teams ahead of the Vikings in last years draft that let me slip to them(or was it 6?) and the Vikings themselves who gave me the opportunity. Thank you very much.

He certainly did well this year, didnt he? Right. Next to give out the award for "Biggest Disapointment", here's Eli Manning and Tom Brady!

Biggest Disapointment:

The Panthers(again), The Pats not going 19-0, the Dolphins not going 0-16.

Tom: Every year, there are disapointments-
Eli: choke.
Tom: and this year-
Eli: choke.
Tom: ......... was no-
Eli: choke.
Tom: OK! I get it! We lost!
Eli: I know. CHOKE.
Tom: You know what? You give this one out, Mr. I-like-to-rub-everything-in-people's-faces.
Eli: My name is Eli Manning.
Tom: I dont care. Just give the award out.
Eli: How bout you give it out?
Tom: What's the matter? Is the Super Bowl champ afraid to give out an award?
Eli: No. You lost Super Bowl XLII, so you have to give out the award.
Tom: FINE. The Winner is........

THE PATRIOTS NOT GOING 19-0!

Tom: WHAT?! JROD, IM GOING TO KILL YOU!
security?
Tom: AHH! DONT TAZE ME, BRO!

alright. now that that's taken care of, we'll take a commercial break. When we come back, we will present the winner of our giveaway drawing!

(stupid Freecreditreport.com commrecial plays over and over again)

well, all knows he wont be going back to Carolina. he probably will go to Miami. who knows? (Crowd: CRENSHAW!) BESIDES HIM! (Crowd: oh.)

[QUOTE="Jrodsly"]

3. banana splits and a chicken enchilada.

wallymartin

I kind of like the banana splits and chicken enchilada idea. Hot Pockets can work sort of like a roster bonus, they'll kick in next year.

glad i could help.

[QUOTE="Jrodsly"]
whatever game i rented from Blockbuster
wallymartin

I didn't even think about that, thanks for bringing it up.

Don't forget, guys, you can always go out and rent whatever we're playing if want to join in. I may do that on a few games.

(takes a bow)