Ask a question, get a stupid answer

Well that you are cute and sweet and that you like her.

What would happen if life was like an anime?

I would commit suicide

What is up?

The air and north pole and life and sky and mountians and a numerous many other things.

What is the best tree in the world?

The pine tree in my front yard.

Why is Gamespot glitchy?

Because your breath stink

What did you eat?

I ate cookies and life for breakfast.

What is your favorite color?

The color of my couch.

Have went somewhere so far away?

Nobody cares

Why is pie good?

'cause it was found in the toilet

You like pie?

Yes.

You like cake?

Yes I do.

Do you like your friends?

I hate eating phones.

Do u like cows?

no

Do you like CW?

no

do u like CW?

Yea, I like Chemical Warfare.

Do you love your mother?

every night

Are you hood?

Yea, I wear my pants above my waist :lol:

DJ Khaled? We the best?

OMG I like pineapples too! :D

Why did you do that for ?

cause she let me touch her breasts

Why are there different timezones?

Because we all need a change.

Why do we watch movies?

cuz windows are not painted in red...

Why are we posting?

why not

Who is the president of the world?

why not

Who is the president of the world?

Saddam Hussein

Who owns?

God owns.

Who lives?

I live! :twisted:

Who died?

The Ozon.

Who wants?

You want?

Where my car at?

In your storage area.

Why do we get angry?

Cause we can't see our forehead

Why are we sad? :(

Because of sin.

Why do we exist?

To Eat, Sleep, and Play

Who hates who?

They do.

Why is the best the worst?

cuz dogs can't talk...

Why do we get fat?

Because we cant stop eating!

Why do numbers exsist?

cuz we were supposed to post stupid answers...

Why do we measure time?

Because we needed something to tell us when we are going to die.

Why do we give presents to each other?

It's an expression saying we hate each other

Why do we celebrate Thanksgiving?

To remember all the turkeys that died for our country.

Why does water get you wet?

because fire gets you dry

Why is my avatar awesome?

Cause it does...

Why is this union so famous?

cuz we like eating cell phones....

why does the fire burn?

Cause it gots punchlines.

Why is JR Writer a good rapper?

Cause he's a writer...

Why is Assassin's Creed for PC delayed that long?

No.

Why do we walk?

Because we have arms

blapshemylewph?

Religiousasaty.

Wii we would like to play?

Wii can't. He died :(

Deal or no Deal?

Dealnodeal

You want fries with that?