Ask a question, get a stupid answer

As many chucks as his wife has

How long would it take to know how much of an idiot is an idiot?

Depending on what a fool he is...

How much does and Xbox costs?

Didn't you know it became free as of right now

When will we get a stupid question answered super stupidly?

When we all ask really dumb questions that someone can't resist but to answer stupidly.

Why did god give us free will?

He was bored.

Who killed JFK?

Jumpers For Kings that wanted the abbreviation.

Why is snow cold?

Because it hates heat.

Why do trees turn colors?

Because they can't make up their mind on what color to be.

Why are colors called colors?

because I said do

How much could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris?

45 times.

Where's the cake at ?

It's gone now... *burp*

Are you mad?

Maybe I don't know though.

Are you happy?

Probably.

Why do swords hurt?

Because it's like a record baby, right round round round.

Why do farts smell funny?

Cause they dont...

What's the color of the sun?

It is brown.

What is the color of water?

Green, because of mutated fish.

Why did the chicken croos the road?

To get ran over.

What is the mafia?

green

what is adjfkdslapdfisaop supposed to mean?

"Check out my new pants".

Why are twins simliar in looks?

because god wills it

why are you here

Well, this is a bathroom...

Are you hungry?

I don't know what that means.

Uhh....uhh...darn it! I forgot my question!

me 2

Why so we use a "?"

?

Why do we use .

Because it's that time of the year...

Why do fanboys hate other fanboys?

Because the world is a fanboy hating world.

When can you consider yourself a fanboy?

When my girl comes over...

You eat poopy?

Nope

Why do t.v. shows think that mixing with other t.v. shows isa good thing?

They think strange.

Why is the brain where you think?

Because you are in stupid

Why?

Why not?

?

*explosion*

Do girls burp?

Some do, sadly

Why does the banner change colors?

Because it's high...

Why do people's breath stink?

Because they don't brush their teeth.

Which is better: Macs or Windows

Macs because I eat it with cheese :D

Black or white?

red

Who is Stewie?

Your father

Dude, where's my car?

That was your ca...uh... someone must have stolen it I guess

Where is waldo?

In the toilet

Where's your girl?

Well I don't have one so nowhere.

Why do couples have songs?

Because songs have couples.

Where did songs originate?

Made in China

What is made in China?

everything

what isn't made in china?

The stars are not made in china.

What happens when you don't love some one any more?

You party with drunk college students.

What would this girl think of me after I checked her out?