Ask a question, get a stupid answer

I'm bored. So basically, a poster asks a question then the next poster says a stupid answer. And make sure you quote the question incase 2 posters post the same time.

Begin!

Why do people think Master Chief is so cool?

because he wears green:P

Why do people drive?

Why do people drive?

Marksman2200

Because they live in their ride :P

Why girls get more attention?

because they control boys minds

what is the circumference of a moose?

half the circumference of 2 moose.

Where is Waldo?

Where his is not

Why do cats hate dogs?

because dogs and cats are at war

Why are people so rude?

Because they drink

Why do people drink alcohol?

because they are thirsty.

Why do people talk?

because they are thirsty.

Why do people talk?

julian_jr

because they can't fly

You where supposed to ask something... well watheva'... here is you answer : 2

Why do dogs bark?

because cats are brave

why do elephants fly with their giant ears ?

Because they cant swim...

Why is PS3 the most expensive console?

because sony counts their money with their fingers

does a bear s**t in the woods???

it depends of which woods

Why is the sky blue?

Because the grass tok green before blue could get there.

Do you know the muffin man?

Yea, we ate him

Do you know Wu-Tang?

Wu tung dry cleaners yes I do.

What is the weight of a swallow?

A lot more than a feather.

Why is money green?

because it was Gearge Washington's favorite color

Why is Borat funny?

because keyboards are wild animals and they live in the jungle...ferocious beasts...

Why did the streets leave the woods and came in the city ?

Cause they wanted to be cool.

Why are new movies so boring?

Because they are not old yet.

Why is water clear?

Because red was taken by lava.

why is a bear furry?

Because he thinks he's sexy.

Why am I writing this?

Because they think they are rabbits

Can computers date?

DuH.

Why does the man in your sig want to kill that kitty?

Because he's the Postal Dude :D

And why people think Oblivion is so damn good?

Because they need alcohol.

Why do cats like it to jump against walls and hurt themselves?

Cause we cant grow...

And why the hell is this union so good?

Because my neighbour killed a cat by kicking it from the roof.:P

Why is a chicken so damn tasty?

Because they are from earth...

And why do people say black is girl's color?

Because they think that is the color.

How was English invented?

Somebody came up with that idea...

What's Master Chief's mom working?

her upper lip.

Why are daisy's so special?

because that what busch use it to wipe his behind.

Why do we need oxygen.

Because I farted and the G-force of my fart made it flat.

Why does the dog of my neighbour want to eat cake?

Cause I'm a human.

What's the problem with being wrong?

It's an A.

Why is bobobo-bobobo-bobo (So many bo :evil:) so stupid?:?

Because they are allergic to broccoli.

Why can't I fly?

Cause birds need legs.

Why is this night so boring? :)

Because we don't eat again until breakfast.

How's your friends?

hanging out in the sky.

What is your name?

Sorry eight ball hazy right now ask again.

Beer?