Ubisoft's We Dare - An erotic party game for the Wii.

Ubisoft has made an erotic party game for the Wii called We Dare. This game looks laughably bad. Some of the links at the end are mildly NSFW. Will this be a hit at your next swinger party?:P

They're trying to connect to the adult-wii owner market? /gasp The things the people in that vid are doing are completely irrelevant to what you see in the "game." Who the hell wants to put their mouth up against a ****-shaped remote control. And who knows where that thing's been. Dear gawd. Thanks for creating a better image of video gaming for us all. Just...when Ubisoft has out trust back with DRM-free AC:Brotherhood.

The trailer is absolutely creepy. All of the actors look really uncomfortable with what they're doing. Still, this in the world in which Wii Party exists (which features a game where you have to hide the Wiimote in a room somewhere and try and find it), so anything is possible.

:P Sounds like things are about to get risque in all those Wii playing retirement homes Nintendo brags about.

This picture was already creepy. It just got creepier.:P

You know. I really want to know what's going on in Ubisoft's collective minds at times. This is one of them.Yagr_Zero

You just reminded me of their awful Battle Tagpresentation from last year's E3.

[QUOTE="Yagr_Zero"]You know. I really want to know what's going on in Ubisoft's collective minds at times. This is one of them.rragnaar

You just reminded me of their awful Battle Tagpresentation from last year's E3.

15 Minutes of James Cameron! :cry: *mortal fear*

[QUOTE="rragnaar"]

[QUOTE="Yagr_Zero"]You know. I really want to know what's going on in Ubisoft's collective minds at times. This is one of them.gbrading

You just reminded me of their awful Battle Tagpresentation from last year's E3.

15 Minutes of James Cameron! :cry: *mortal fear*

:lol:... I'd forgotten about that!rragnaar

I wish I could forget... :(

[QUOTE="rragnaar"]

[QUOTE="Yagr_Zero"]You know. I really want to know what's going on in Ubisoft's collective minds at times. This is one of them.gbrading

You just reminded me of their awful Battle Tagpresentation from last year's E3.

15 Minutes of James Cameron! :cry: *mortal fear*

Innergy!

I bet on the back of the box is a warning that says "Warning: Product may cause your wife to have sex with another man."

[QUOTE="gbrading"]

[QUOTE="rragnaar"]

You just reminded me of their awful Battle Tagpresentation from last year's E3.

metroidprime55

15 Minutes of James Cameron! :cry: *mortal fear*

Innergy!

This qoute chain pretty much sums up Ubisoft, I think: an endless series of strange decisions and embarrassing moments.

The hell....

[QUOTE="metroidprime55"]

[QUOTE="gbrading"]

15 Minutes of James Cameron! :cry: *mortal fear*

c_rake

Innergy!

This qoute chain pretty much sums up Ubisoft, I think: an endless series of strange decisions and embarrassing moments.

That line made me think of Konami's conference.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6OCnvvkSLM

[QUOTE="c_rake"]

[QUOTE="metroidprime55"]

Innergy!

CarnageHeart

This qoute chain pretty much sums up Ubisoft, I think: an endless series of strange decisions and embarrassing moments.

That line made me think of Konami's conference.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6OCnvvkSLM

Well that was.....different.

That line made me think of Konami's conference.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6OCnvvkSLM

CarnageHeart

Wow. That was terrible. And here I thought those Ubisoft conferences were bad...

[QUOTE="c_rake"]

[QUOTE="metroidprime55"]

Innergy!

CarnageHeart

This qoute chain pretty much sums up Ubisoft, I think: an endless series of strange decisions and embarrassing moments.

That line made me think of Konami's conference.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6OCnvvkSLM

Konami won't be around much longer after that.

That line made me think of Konami's conference.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6OCnvvkSLM

CarnageHeart

Love that conference, so embarrasingly hilarious. They need to give me whatever they were taking.

Oh, and We Dare looks pretty awful, too.

I'm sorry, but that game idea needs to go into the trash bin. I guess it has its niche, but yikes..

Taken from YouTube comments:

Wow, not only is this the worst idea for a video game ever, but the characters portrayed are the kind of people who cut me off in their BMW, because they're talking on their iPhone and are not actually paying attention to the world around them, and I spend the rest of the day fantasizing about them dying in a fire.

:lol:

Taken from YouTube comments:

Wow, not only is this the worst idea for a video game ever, but the characters portrayed are the kind of people who cut me off in their BMW, because they're talking on their iPhone and are not actually paying attention to the world around them, and I spend the rest of the day fantasizing about them dying in a fire.

:lol:

UpInFlames

That was one of the dumbest things I've ever seen.

I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul, Ubisoft.

I'm quite surprised the PEGI rating board who rate our games have rated it as 12 I'm guessing Ubisoft want young people to do these erotic moves with the Wii controller or Playstation Move controller. It makes me think if Jack Thompson is going to complain about We Dare. Ubisoft should stop making these terrible party games and make a Rayman game.

GOTY Material here, although I doubt that GOTY would mean Game of the Year in this case...

Do the two girls come with the game? O_o

lol is this thing promoting swinging? wtf?

That looked absolutely terrible...

OT: How does the video have 578 likes, 1338 dislikes, and had 1152 comments, but only 325 views?

wonder how much those people in the commercial got paid.Allicrombie

Ubisoft do wierd and sometimes questionable stuff all the time. This game is both wierd and questionable. I must say, the motion controls have opened up a lot of new opportunities I must say, an example of a good implementation is Wii Sports, bad or wierd implementations include this.

To be fair to them however, other developers have done a lot worse. But I will leave it at that.

I can't stop imagining how was Ubisoft brainstorming session for this game like. Either it was plain awkward or everyone giggling nonstop thinking what kind of gameplay they should put in this game.

[QUOTE="UpInFlames"]

Taken from YouTube comments:

Wow, not only is this the worst idea for a video game ever, but the characters portrayed are the kind of people who cut me off in their BMW, because they're talking on their iPhone and are not actually paying attention to the world around them, and I spend the rest of the day fantasizing about them dying in a fire.

:lol:

rragnaar

Extreeeeme.

Edit: This is the best thing ever.

:evil: The prudes at Ubisoft have stating that We Dare isn't getting a US release, so only Europeans will be able to play a game which tells them to slide their wiimote into their pants.

http://ps3.ign.com/articles/115/1152175p1.html

Wait... Does this replace two girls and a cup with two girls and a wii remote?

Wii Douche Party™