Game of the Year, without a doubt!
My heart raced as the smell of the newfound game box hit my nose and ran up my nostrils. I came. I came everywhere. There was HOT gooey white stuff running down my legs and I just couldn't stand it anymore.
I HAD TO PLAY THIS GAME.
I was so enthralled to be holding the game disc in my hands and as I popped it into my disc tray I came closer and closer and closer to playing the greatest game man has ever produced.
THERE IT WAS. The install screen. Something out of 1998, a plain blue background with a sharp grey install box. It was phenomenal. I waited. I waited 15 minutes for the content. My eyes glared back and forth at all the files.
"Streetcleaner.txt, Streetcleaner.ini, Str_Clnr.txtre"
It was amazing. I tried to count all the files as they quickly sped across, but I could not.
Then it happened.
It...it finally happened.
"CONGRATULATIONS! YOU HAVE SUCCESSFULLY INSTALLED YOUR COPY OF STREET CLEANING SIMULATOR 2011."
My heart starting beating really fast. I got dizzy, flushed. It was the greatest moment of my life.
I saw the slick icon of this masterpiece on my desktop, something done with Photoshop 97. It was amazing. Half of a street cleaner truck with a white background and a man staring at me waving.
He was so comforting.
That's when I did it. I moved my mouse pointer over the icon and double clicked.
What I found...was life changing...
BOOM.
It was like a flash of lightning, a surge of power running through the cords of my computer.
I GOT A SELECTION OF TRUCKS, I COULD CUSTOMIZE IT!
IT WAS AMAZING! THE MOST CUSTOMIZABLE GAME EVER!
I..............Could not believe how amazing the customization was.
It was even better than Call of Duty: Black Ops' customization, which was the most amazing I thought at the time.
I then clicked "Accept" and it threw me into a virtual world of street cleaning.
Earning $3.75/hr from the City I was armed and dangerous with my street cleaner truck and it's brushes, firmly latched into the front of the truck.
I played for 36 hours.
Straight.
As I write this, I am suffering from withdrawal.
I will talk to you all later unless..............................My life is consumed by this great...great...fabulous...work of art.
Fair well, and please. Don't hesitate to purchase this item.
IT WILL CHANGE YOUR LIFE.