Eagerly Awaiting The Sequel!
I got home, booted up the PC, installed it and from the moment I pressed that play button it had already exceeded my expectations!
The game in short is a wild and enjoyable experience in which adventure awaits you at every possible turn.
I'm sure game developers all over the globe are kicking themselves for not thinking of such an imaginative and innovative idea first.
I'd have to say the biggest highlight for me, aside from saving princess litter-picker from the clutches of the evil and villainous Dusty the demonic Dustcart (The game's main antagonist), would have to be the amazingly composed soundtrack that rivals the entire Zelda series in it's sheer brilliance.
The controls are solid, the story original and full of twists and turns, the characters are the most three dimensional I have ever seen in a game and overall it is a fantastic adventure for all ages with extremely high replay value!
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Anybody who hasn't gathered this is a Joke review yet should probably give up on life...