It's good to be the king.
You're the Burger King. As you hate to see your loyal, kindred brethren go hungry as they work themselves ragged, making an honest living, you personally make it your mission to feed these people. Flourish as you hand cups of coffee to construction workers. Surprise desperate housewives in the 'burbs with meatnormous bombs of meat and cheese and more meat. Save the world with glorious bacon!
You sneak about behind people, hiding in bushes and knocking down trees, as you fulfill your goal of surprising people with croissanwiches! Ok, so it doesn't control the best or look like Hitman: Blood Money, but you play as the Burger King and you run around the city in a cape, foisting whoppers onto people. C'mon, I dare you to tell me that's not worth your $4! Hell, when it gets rare and hits eBay, it's not even a burden to shell out $8.13 on it. Think about this, though. All 3 BK games = $4 x 3. $12 for 3 weird as hell games starring the Burger King, one of 'em blasting Coq Roq? I mean, NRA Gun Club and Drive to Survive are like $15 and you don't wanna go near 'em, do you? Alright, then, so check out Sneak King. It has the funniest start menu ever, by the way.