You can't go wrong with Highland Park 12. Glenfiddich 15 year is good too.

Last year I had a disconnected undercut pompadour that I grew into a man-bun. In January I shaved all my hair off with a number 2. Now I'm in the process of growing it all long. I'm 4 months in, so naturally my hair looks like utter crap and there is no way to style it where it doesn't look like total shit. It should level off and start looking semi-presentable again by September if I'm lucky.

Which is pretty funny considering Jared Leto is 15 years older than Heath Ledger was when he played the Joker in The Dark Knight.

Yup. He looks just like bald Jesse Eisenberg alright.

I like a lot of Queen songs quite a bit, but, obviously the correct answer is The Cure.

Beards are great. I have a beard. Wish I could grow a better one, but hey, grow what you've got!

One of the few celebrity deaths that actually really bums me out. Rest in peace, Mr. Nimoy.

Like a trillion dollars, maybe? :p

I love Indian food and try to have it at least twice a month. There is a small Indian take-out place down the street from me that makes an awesome chicken biryani and they only charge $6.00 for it, so I go there whenever I need something tasty and relatively cheap.

Normally I hate these kinds of elitist-kids-don't-know-what's-good type threads (even though I'm an older dude and kids really DON'T know what's good), but in this case your rant is completely justified. It also would have been fine if you were talking about the original Robocop. I'd buy that for a dollar!