What a tasty deal.

This made me feel good.

This really sucks. I was all set to name this my #1 game of 2013.

@CLOCKWORKIAN That's all the motivation I need to buy it.

Is Tom's goal in life to not have any friends, or does he just not like games at all?

It's kind of eerie how perfectly Kevin summed up my feelings about this game. Here's hoping the sequels better.